[Elliott@DetailAddict]

Hey guys! We understand work can be tough. We are here to lighten up your mood with a little poetry! Everyday we will be posting a poem. Feel free to comment and give us more ideas! Share this with your friends and family!

Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/10:

Park me under a tree
Let birds poop on me
Never clean me immediately
Makes me feel trashy
Clean me up with Detail Spray and make me feel happy

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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/11:

Drive me through an automatic car wash
You don't seem to notice, gosh
Make me look bad next to all the cars
I have far too many scars
Finally, you see what it does and you panic
Good thing there is Detail Addict

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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/12:

I love the way you move
I love the way you sweat
How you caress me with love and tender
I love how you lather me with Leather Conditioner
It makes me soft inside
I don't want anyone else but you in my life

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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/13:

Charlotte:

Oh Charlotte, my beautiful M3
Your exquisite, deep tone, makes me feel free
The sound at redline has everyone hearing
Racing down the straight, my life, I'm fearing
So much power in one step
I feel like my head is disconnected from my neck

[evoix]

wow im speechless!!!

[Elliott@DetailAddict]

Originally Posted by evoix

wow im speechless!!!

Thanks!

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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/14: Angry Girlfriend/Wife

You come to me when you're in trouble.
Driving away so fast her head is about to bubble.
You use me to get away from it all.
Why can't you stick with me, Paul?
I protect you from the harsh elements.
Driving me always get you good compliments.
See, I never get you angry.
With your wife, you're always cranky.

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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/19: Which is more expensive? Wife or Car?

I'm jealous I have to keep fighting for you.
Your wife is constantly getting gifts.
I thought I was your only boo.
I hate it when she's the only one getting facelifts.
You know I need attention too.
Here is my wishlist.

[Elliott@DetailAddict]

Detail Addict Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/20: Riddle me this.

I smell sweet
I am a bright color
I protect as long as I can
I am as natural as can be

What am I?

[gzim335]

lets take a ride,a ride far away
its me and you,i call you my bae
lower the windows and lets breathe together
i have my wipes,gonna clean the leather
i only take you out when its beautiful weather
not gonna let snow or salt touch you
not even that birds feather (cali duster)
o 335 you are my life
people get jealous of you,especially my wife

[FriedPiston]

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[Elliott@DetailAddict]

Originally Posted by Silver_Fox

Hahahaha love it

Thanks!

Originally Posted by gzim335

lets take a ride,a ride far away
its me and you,i call you my bae
lower the windows and lets breathe together
i have my wipes,gonna clean the leather
i only take you out when its beautiful weather
not gonna let snow or salt touch you
not even that birds feather (cali duster)
o 335 you are my life
people get jealous of you,especially my wife

Haha! Awesome!

Originally Posted by narstune

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Detail Addict Daily Pick-me-up Auto Poetry 3/31: The ABC

An afternoon along aside an Audi
Brakes beside a beautiful BMW
Casually creating a crazy conversation
Detailed their darlings during December
Everybody's eyes enlarging
From faraway friends and family
Gazing at your glorious glowing German girlfriend