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      02-04-2020, 02:19 PM   #111
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Didn't smile...but I laughed pretty good.

Seen an older pimped out Cadillac CTS with the smaller motor do a u-turn in front of me and take off. Sounded like he had straight pipes from his exhaust manifold back.

Made a lot of noise, but got passed by a Hyundai SUV.

I needed that laugh today.
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I just smiled after frowning because I wanted to run after work but my son had bloody stool

You all ate already, yes???
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This morning I smile because I have 2 separate construction crews in the office. One doing demo and the other remodeling our conference room. It's so loud in our front office that a person probably needs earplugs. One of the joys of my job is when I outsource work to be done and it's so loud it disrupts the idle chit chat and gossip I have to listen to on a daily basis. I never thought I'd gain peace from chaos.
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The parking lot at work was all ice this morning... and I was the second one in today... so there might have been some hoonigan stuff that occurred between the time I entered the parking lot and when I parked the car.
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