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| 08-31-2008, 05:46 AM | #1 |
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Weirdest women you've met in your life...
Share some weird women stories.
I met one lady who wanted me to take a dump on her chest. Really wacked, so I decided to not speak with her anymore. She was cute, but not anymore. I did some research, then I realized that she lives near a sewage treatment plant. I guess people who live near a sewage treament plant have poop fetish. |
| 08-31-2008, 06:23 AM | #2 |
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^Thats very screwed up! SO far the women i have been with are quite normal but my best mate on the other hand had a funny storey for me the other day.
His new girlfriend asked him if myself and a few other mates would piss on her i think she called it a bukake or something. My mate laughed so hard she got offended and dumped him on the spot.  There are some really strange girls out there  |
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| 08-31-2008, 11:51 AM | #5 |
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A good friend of mine has a 3-Dimensional Sonography business where pregnant women come in to get scanned and leave with a DVD video of their baby in the womb. When he started the business he put an ad on craigslist for pregnant women that may be interested in a free scan so he could practice/fine-tune his scanning technique. One of the calls he received was from a young pregnant girl expressing her interest to get together for sexy photographs. He explained/reiterated his scanning business to her at which point she called him a freak and hung up the phone. There are some serious weirdos out there!
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| 08-31-2008, 12:05 PM | #6 |
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would you guys go for a girl with a cute face but she has really rough/almost manly hands and thunder thighs. would you hit that? its my delimma of the week.
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| 08-31-2008, 01:10 PM | #9 | |
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Pissing fetish is golden showers. Bukkake is when a girl gets cummed on by a bunch of guys.
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| 08-31-2008, 02:57 PM | #12 |
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A friend of mine was talking about a girl who was a dirty talker, except the dirty talk was a little sketchy...
"I want you to nut in me, I want you to nut in me and if you don't I'll wrap my legs around you and hold you in!" Yeah, she insisted it was playful buttt... I ended up talking to her before he told me that story, and she IM'd me one day and started talking about how she keeps her pretty vagina in a box, and it is locked up and no one can have it, then she called me a poop face and well... shes 23! I blocked that bitch fasssttt |
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