Alright.... here it goes..... *part 1 of epic story*

marty_mcfly · 01-30-2009, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson92

nico.....you crazy

stooken · 01-30-2009, 03:06 PM

too lazy to read everything but why didn't you just buy the ticket yourself in her name? at least that way you know she doesn't screw you over with the money you sent her. book it on your card and if she bails then you can at least get airline credit. plus, you get to double check if the name she gave you is her real name.

nightkhan · 01-30-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

Ok time out. This girl is seriously fucking hot. Ok, maybe not jessica alba hot but if i were to post pics, i highly doubt one of you would say "ehhhh".

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Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

god you guys... OK HERE

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Originally Posted by marty_mcfly

last one for now

ehhhhhh....

good luck tho!

MCMLXXXIX · 01-30-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by nightkhan

ehhhhhh....

good luck tho!

haha saw that coming

...hot girl. crazy move. better get something out of this

777ER · 01-30-2009, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

Have you ever been to Alejo's in Westchester. I believe it is on Lincoln Blvd.

Westchester county in NY?

777ER · 01-30-2009, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by .:bHd:.

If she doesn't fuck you then this whole thing is a waste of jet fuel

plus:

Aircraft lease
insurance
rampers
baggage fees
maintenance
gate space
landing fees
crew time and pay
landing slots
ATC

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 01-30-2009, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by 777ER

Westchester county in NY?

no in Cali.

I think every stat has a westchester

-=Hot|Ice=- · 01-30-2009, 05:22 PM

If I was her, I'd take the money and run.

Good luck bro.

pdeacon · 01-30-2009, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by aut0sh0cker

GL Marty McFly!

If you guys dont fuck just go back in time and save your money...

HAHA

dude thats the best fu**** post on here ahahaha classic bro....

btw - nice looking girl - enjoy bro - just relax and show her a nice time...

Razzy · 01-30-2009, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by cars4lyfe

I'll laugh if at some point, between today and the day of her flight, she happens to be a hardcore bimmer fan and finds this thread and 0Wnz you like that cop owned that kid on the Orlando Forum. LOL that would be EPIC!

In any case, here's a real man to man advice. You found this chick on some web cam thing which in my book equates to finding a chick in a whore house - which isn't a bad thing.

Now here's what you did, in essence, you already paid this hooker (but you don't realize it yet) in the form of an airline ticket. Now when she comes to you, I expect you to nail her like a crucifixion and squirt in her mouth...because let's face it, you gotta get your money's worth man. Don't forget the golden rule: Ass to mouth!! Repeat to yourself from now till February "Ass to mouth" "Ass to mouth" "Ass to mouth"

And don't even think twice about a long distance relationship. Got it? Now go grab some jump ropes and get your cardiovascular game up. Do boot camp style pushups. And for pete's sake, make sure you fap twice b4 she gets there so you can break her ex's 2 minute record. Oh and get one of those vibrating cock rings to make sure she cums.

slo_guy · 01-30-2009, 10:14 PM

There's no way he ends up telling us the truth if he doesn't nail her. His internet cred will be revoked.

Please come up with the best story possible, and don't forget to make it sound believeable.

951's 330i · 01-31-2009, 12:33 AM

Nico......You are the ish lol

I think you should get a couple of E90post members to roll with you so she knows how you do lol.....We'll all leave right after of course

951's 330i · 01-31-2009, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by slo_guy

There's no way he ends up telling us the truth if he doesn't nail her. His internet cred will be revoked.

Please come up with the best story possible, and don't forget to make it sound believeable.

Shoot he should just record when their about to....Then cut off after that....Wanna see her not you nico lol

Got Rice? · 01-31-2009, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by -=Hot|Ice=-

If I was her, I'd take the money and run.

Good luck bro.

good luck OP

e46e92love · 01-31-2009, 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

no in Cali.

I think every stat has a westchester

So fucking true......

Cheers,
e46e92

OC Guy · 01-31-2009, 04:28 AM

lol gl

ChrisM135i · 01-31-2009, 07:59 AM

Nice looking girl indeed...!
Good luck and keep us updated...

RRGOO7 · 01-31-2009, 11:02 AM

Hmm...I have a feeling that something is up...I say that she either doesnt show up or she is missing and arm or something.....You seem to confident in this girl and youve never even met her.....Im not trying to be a downer thought...I wish you the best of luck!!

PS. It sounds like you need to smoke some pussy dude you seem way to set on trying to fuck this ho

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RRGOO7 Colonel 376 Rep 2,451 Posts Drives: GTR Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Miami FL iTrader: (13)	Hmm...I have a feeling that something is up...I say that she either doesnt show up or she is missing and arm or something.....You seem to confident in this girl and youve never even met her.....Im not trying to be a downer thought...I wish you the best of luck!! PS. It sounds like you need to smoke some pussy dude you seem way to set on trying to fuck this ho
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