[Tondtar]

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne too!"

"What a coincidence!" the farmer says. "This is a special day for me so I'm celebrating!"

"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence!" says the farmer as they clinked glasses, then asked, What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying for many years to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence!" says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally laying eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I used a different cock," he replied.

The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

[samwoo2go]

We Do Not Tolerate Adultery Here Buddy!!

[Tondtar]

Originally Posted by samwoo2go

We Do Not Tolerate Adultery Here Buddy!!

Who committed one?

We were talking about harmless chicken farming techniques

[Crimson92]

hahah funny, kinda funny considering shes preggo and drinking

[shift330]

Tehe, should send that to all my married colleagues that are still in Iraq.