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      12-13-2009, 08:33 PM   #1
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This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. So the guy sits down next to her and pulls a small box from his pocket. He opens it and there's a frog inside.

The blonde says, "He's cute, but does he do tricks?"

The guy says, "Yea, he licks a mean pussy."

She says, "Oh, really?"

he says, "The best you ever had. You won't believe it, I am sure"

So after talking with her for several minutes, he convinces her to come with him to his apartment for a test ride. They get there and she takes all of her clothes off, gets into the bed and spreads her legs. The guy sets the frog right between her legs and it just sits there not moving at all.

The blonde says, "Well?... What's up?"

The frog still does not move. So the guy leans over to the frog and says, "All right, you always have to make me feel like a dick. Don't you? OK ...I'm going to show you how to do this ONLY one more time!"
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