[Wakka]

My spanish girlfriend thinks your mexican because of the way you speak spanish :P

[UncleWede]

Javi,

It'd be better if you offered to provide the slang equivalent, like:

Como se dice "I fart in your general direction"

THAT might get you some attention.

[OC Guy]

This thread would be far more entertaining if it was learn English with Javi.

[balance]

Originally Posted by OC 335i

This thread would be far more entertaining if it was learn English with Javi.

orange county three thirty five i speaks the truth

[iBoost]

[Robin_NL]

Spanish/Chinese what's the difference?

In a Beijing hotel lobby: "The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."

In a Hangzhou hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

In a Jilin hotel: "You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."

In a Wuxi dry cleaner: "Please drop your trousers here for best results."

In a Guilin hotel: "Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."

An ad by Kunming dentist: "Teeth extracted by the latest methodists."

In a Hangzhou zoo: "Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the guard on duty."

In a Taiyuan bar: "Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts."

Hainan airline ticket office: "We take your bags and send them to all directions."

In a Huashan temple: "It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner if dressed as a man."

In a restaurant menu in Harbin: "Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion."

From a hotel in Beijing: "BE SLOPPILY DRESSED NO ADMITTANCE"

[treytreyfeva]

Oh-duh-lay

[klipseracer]

Learning Spanish with Javi, Volume 1. That totally sounds like a learn a foreign language tape.