[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

back 2 work... catch you guys in a bit!!

Lates...

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

grass needs to be cut too.... ugghhhh!!

if there's grass on the field... PLAY BALL!!!

Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

back 2 work... catch you guys in a bit!!

laters

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

good.. so i just got off the phone wit the girl and cleared some stuff up.. im more than confident she likes me and i didnt screw anything up..

LoL... You can test her out by saying dirty jokes. If she laughs at your jokes, then shes cool. If shes grotesque by it, then she fails...

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

LoL... You can test her out by saying dirty jokes. If she laughs at your jokes, then shes cool. If shes grotesque by it, then she fails...

I give you permission to use my reference to Nutbutter and Lady Marmalade... use them as you wish...

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by Aurora Bearialis

I give you permission to use my reference to Nutbutter and Lady Marmalade... use them as you wish...

oh my... I feel a sense that a slap is going to the jerry's face.

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she comes back wit jokes just as dirty.. and the famous "ur such a jerk" line.. that i only hear from girls that are interested..

There you go, thats a plus sign....

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

oh my... I feel a sense that a slap is going to the jerry's face.

Peanut Butter Smack!

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by Aurora Bearialis

Peanut Butter Smack!

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

haha what?



yea.. and she said "talk to you lata babe" wit that girlish crush way.. so im happy..

its weird, i told myself i'd never be into an older girl.. but she's 2 years older than me.. EXACTLY.. we have hte same b-day.. and my mom has the same b-day as me as well.. how crzy is that

oh nice... I would be careful tho.. Find out her intentions; if is trying to settle down and wanting many Jerry Jr.(which is a no no).

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

shes 26.. she already told me she's looking for something serious that will possibly lead into marriage.. then again, i'm looking for something serious too.. but marriage is still years away.. i cant buy a ring for shit right now

I would give her a turbo as an affection of interest.

[MrChessy]

It's your call, bro... I'm sure they will demand marriage after 2 years, thats about the right time...

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

why on earth would i do that?

because you are broke?

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

not broke.. i need to save up money for vegas.. im not going out anymore until september.. ill be there sep 23 - 30th

Hit up Dustin.... He lives in Henderson, Vegas now... Maybe you guys will hit it off.

[MrChessy]

ok, bbl... Relatives just arrived. Sigh...

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

not broke.. i need to save up money for vegas.. im not going out anymore until september.. ill be there sep 23 - 30th

see you there wuss!

[m3pare]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

if he learned from me, his posts wouldn't of been as useless as tits on a bull.. my posts have class, like a 18 year old high school student girl , studying in advanced chemistry class, while using her pager..

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i will fuck you up

First, take a big step back... and literally, FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bullshit power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia Jack is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down in a Godly fucking firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the fucking United Nations and get a fucking binding resolution to keep me from fucking destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

hahaah! i just saw that movie for the first time the otehr day

w00t w00t how fucking hard did you laugh?!?!?1

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

id idnt know that was tom cruise until the credits lol

lol Tom Cruise totally threw everyone off guard hahaha

[m3pare]

posts replied..

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i just spit out my redbull just a lil bit..

Alpa Chino: And why am I in this movie? Maybe I just knew I had to represent, because they had one good part in it for a black man and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.
Kirk Lazarus: Pump your brakes, kid. That man is a national treasure.
Alpa Chino: I just wanted to throw another shrimp on your Barbie.
Kirk Lazarus: That shit ain't funny.
Kevin Sandusky: Hey, fellas! It's hot! We're tired! It stinks!
Alpa Chino: I'm just fucking with you, Kangaroo Jack! I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.
Kirk Lazarus: You know that's a true story? Lady lost her kid.

[m3pare]

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