[BMWE90]

Originally Posted by 18LLC

kenny, any update for second batch of len license plate light?

no update as of now

[ironic]

Originally Posted by 18LLC

what's up, alexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

that's alex with an XXX

[Kuma]

Hope this isn't to "OT" for here, worth a post I thought.

THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG’S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I’m tired of beating around the bush. I’m a beautiful (spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I’m articulate and classy.
I’m not from New York . I’m looking to get married to a guy who makes at least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don’t think I’m overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around 200 - 250. But that’s where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won’t get me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she’s not as pretty as I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won’t hurt my feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I’m 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east side so plain? I’ve seen really ‘plain jane’ boring types who have nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I’ve seen drop dead gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What’s the story there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I’m putting myself out there in an honest way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I’m being up front about it. I wouldn’t be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn’t able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a nice home and hearth.

it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I’m not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here’s how I see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a crappy business deal. Here’s why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring my money. Fine, simple. But here’s the rub, your looks will fade and my money will likely continue into perpetuity…in fact, it is very likely that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won’t be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation accelerates! Let me explain, you’re 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy and hold…hence the rub…marriage. It doesn’t make good business sense to “buy you” (which is what you’re asking) so I’d rather lease. In case you think I’m being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It’s as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So, I wonder why a girl as “articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful”
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K hasn’t found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then we wouldn’t need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you’re going about it the right way.
Classic “pump and dump.”
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of lease, let me know.

E

[ironic]

they don't try so fuking hard, lololol look at that response dayum hahaha

[al4m]

wow
"depreciating asset", good way to say your getting ugly

[noktekniq]

AAA is offically retarded. they appraisedmy car as an 525i instead of an 328i

[evoi19]

Kuma - That's so true. Thanks for sharing!

[SES_D]

haha nice find Kuma.

[SES_D]

What's everyone doing. It's getting gloomier by the second here in SF...I feel the depression and boredom already.

[evoi19]

Originally Posted by SES_D

What's everyone doing. It's getting gloomier by the second here in SF...I feel the depression and boredom already.

asked you to come out..now you say you're bored....

[tibbz]

Originally Posted by evo119

asked you to come out..now you say you're bored....

[PAKMAN]

hey whatsupssssss!

[evoi19]

yay! Jury duty summons came. My date is Halloween!

[Kuma]

Originally Posted by evo119

yay! Jury duty summons came. My date is Halloween!

Go dressed up as OJ

[PAKMAN]

Originally Posted by evo119

yay! Jury duty summons came. My date is Halloween!

do you go to em? or do you just postpone it?

[evoi19]

i usually go to em. It's actually interesting to attend them. I just don't want some huge murder case that'll take months.

[tibbz]

Originally Posted by evo119

yay! Jury duty summons came. My date is Halloween!

[al4m]

Originally Posted by evo119

yay! Jury duty summons came. My date is Halloween!

awww.. i thought we were all gonna go out and trick-or-treat :sad0147:

[PAKMAN]

Originally Posted by evo119

i usually go to em. It's actually interesting to attend them. I just don't want some huge murder case that'll take months.

LOL. icic

[Ray]

Originally Posted by Kuma

Go dressed up as OJ

With one glove on

[SpecC]

crap.... i just woke up and realized i set my alarm but didn't turn it on... well off to class

[misterng]

Originally Posted by Kuma

Hope this isn't to "OT" for here, worth a post I thought.



E

Good read!

Thank you.