[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

elaboration from me is like masturbation. it randomly occurs and lasts for a short time. sometimes, there's just no reason for it; no explanation or belief.

there is always a reason for masterbation!! its theraputic

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and there's always room for jello

you stole my page ownage i hope you got the clap from a hooker

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

no hookers, but speaking of clap, we called all the mexicans that hand out the hooker cards "clappers" bc they clap the cards at you..


it is the STUPIDEST SHIT.. you'll be walking on a sidewalk, there will be 10 of them lined up.. and as u pass one, the one right next to that mexican will walk up to you and try and hand you the card and so on until you pass all 10 of them..

my friend screamed at them and was like "the first 8 guys tried giving me a card, what makes you diff". they had nothing to say.. come to think of it, they probably weren't even legal and couldnt speak of a word of english

did you get me any hooker cards? i love them things

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

we had so many hooker cards and free VIP club passes, we could of had a bon fire lit for week.. lol.. but we threw them all out.. some people in the hotel we were at brought hookers to the pool party and fucked them in the pool area..

lots of funny shit this week.. my friend bobby had to get wheelchaired outa one of the pool parties bc he drank too much and started puking on himself

dude cant hold his liquor huh? i can drink til i pass out with alcohol poisioning before puking, unless i drink shit beer like coors or bud, but thats my body rejecting the piss beer lol

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

see i knew mel was lying when she said that they dont hand out the cards anymore

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ahhh! it's my favorite "facebook photo admirer" it was good.. but Wed - Wed was DEFF too long for a Vegas trip.. everyone all of us met was like "wtf.. u shouldnt spend more than 4-5 days" i 100% agree.. but regardless, it was nice to get away and enjoy warm weather.. 7 straight days of 90º weather with NO clouds or sight of rain is deff awesome

yea i stayed 4 days and that was enough. your video was very homosexual to say the least.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

yea i stayed 4 days and that was enough. your video was very homosexual to say the least.

damn i have to see it, is it fb or youtube?

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by sexye92

see i knew mel was lying when she said that they dont hand out the cards anymore

yea for sure they do! thats like there business out there bro

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the most popular drink there was this giant redbull/vodka that cost like $18-24 depending on the day and people at the party..

1 drink was equivalent to 8 drinks

my friend had 4 and a half of them.. so that's a LOT
my other friend had 4 and he blacked out for 1 hour.. there was 1 hour where i had to chase him around the hotel area to find him.. i gave up when i couldn't find him

the next day random people came up to us and said that he passed out in a jacuzzi and started randomly telling people he was from new york and telling them his life story. he didnt remember doing that

i only had 2 of those things and i was buzzed like fuck. the security guards were going up to them asking them questions liek

"where are you"
"what hotel is this"
"who's the president"

my friend tom, when asked who the president was, said "some black guy".. i was dieing in laughter when he did this bc one of guards was black, but he laughed too and didnt get offended

haha yea a whalebone. i had about 4 of those one night of long island ice teas, i was fucccccccccccccccccked up

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

the most popular drink there was this giant redbull/vodka that cost like $18-24 depending on the day and people at the party..

1 drink was equivalent to 8 drinks

my friend had 4 and a half of them.. so that's a LOT
my other friend had 4 and he blacked out for 1 hour.. there was 1 hour where i had to chase him around the hotel area to find him.. i gave up when i couldn't find him

the next day random people came up to us and said that he passed out in a jacuzzi and started randomly telling people he was from new york and telling them his life story. he didnt remember doing that

i only had 2 of those things and i was buzzed like fuck. the security guards were going up to them asking them questions liek

"where are you"
"what hotel is this"
"who's the president"

my friend tom, when asked who the president was, said "some black guy".. i was dieing in laughter when he did this bc one of guards was black, but he laughed too and didnt get offended

you guys are retarded

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by sexye92

damn i have to see it, is it fb or youtube?

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/vi...v=285063825617

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

if you walk around for an hour along the strip, i could prolly collect 300-400 cards, no joke.. the same mexicans will come up to u 8-10 times



u taking the time of the day to post up my old school pictures was fucking homosexual, but hey, i'm not here to judge

it wasnt homosexual to do it, the pictures made me scared to leave my house, i never knew people like you were in the united states

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by fizzle

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/vi...v=285063825617

damn gotta be a member to see it

[fizzle]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

if you walk around for an hour along the strip, i could prolly collect 300-400 cards, no joke.. the same mexicans will come up to u 8-10 times



u taking the time of the day to post up my old school pictures was fucking homosexual, but hey, i'm not here to judge

LOL jerry those are the best pics you look like a child molester! lollllllllll and the time you took to actually stalk through to find out i did that is the MOST homosexual

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

after my friend was in the wheelchair, he was passed out for about 10 hours after that.

the other guy became a nomad and kept running around. at one point, me and a security guard chased him at the pool. he ran face first into one of the "Cabanas", those little huts by the pool where u had to pay $3000 to sit in and drink a bottle.

i could never drink with you guys, i would flip out lol. seems like a freshman highschool house party with dudes getting stupid drunk

[fizzle]

jerry why did you girl go with you???

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

my friend was like "jerry.. im so proud of you, you hooked up wit a girl, your not gay"

but his voice was shot from all the drinking..



there was only like 30 pages and i had time to kill.. o well lol

you hooked up wiht your girl didnt you? how did you not completely freak out anyway?

[Craig@SupremePower]

good morning...

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude, my friends are the most un-organized vacation people ever.. im never going away with them again.. i'd rate the vacation at a 5/10 bc of the stupid shit they did and not have any idea where they went.. half the times, they hopped in taxi's, having no idea where they were going

that would make me crazy! i dont care if im alone cuz they were unorganized, but when im drinking i like to relax, not run around like kids lol

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i was waiting for this.. should i explain or no?

i think you kinda need to

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Craig@SupremePower

good morning...

hey snookums

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

yea.. everytime i drank, i sat in the jacuzzi or pool area and chilled and bs'd wit people.. my friends were ALL over.. i needed like a radar for them

maybe they were avoiding you cuz it was a guys vacation and wifey showed up