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      02-16-2010, 11:22 AM   #23937
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      02-16-2010, 11:24 AM   #23943
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      02-16-2010, 11:25 AM   #23944
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      02-16-2010, 11:25 AM   #23946
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no im still single.. nothing changes lol
Jerry's first date with a girl!

Jerry - I will swing by and pick you up in my BMW! (Acting all cool guy)
Girl - Oh ok, sounds good!
Jerry - (Calls her on the way there) which road is yours, I cant see over my DAMN! steering wheel, my pillow is in the backseat!
Girl - huh? um.... (nervously) second one on the left? (confused)
Jerry - Rings door bell
Girl - Opens door and goes to give Jerry a hug and grasps nothing more than air, she looks down and frowns!
Jerry - looking up says "Bitch how big is your cunt"!

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      02-16-2010, 11:26 AM   #23948
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i am fkin starving....gotta keep my calories btwn 3-4K a day
Sounds like a dirty bulk to me! hahaha, what you using?
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Jerry's first date with a girl!

Jerry - I will swing by and pick you up in my BMW! (Acting all cool guy)
Girl - Oh ok, sounds good!
Jerry - (Calls her on the way there) which road is yours, I cant see over my DAMN! steering wheel, my pillow is in the backseat!
Girl - huh? um.... (nervously) second one on the left? (confused)
Jerry - Rings door bell
Girl - Opens door and goes to give Jerry a hug and grasps nothing more than air, she looks down and frowns!
Jerry - looking up says "Bitch how big is your cunt"!

This is why Jerry has no second dates!

haha...were u that girl that didnt give jerry a second chance? lolz
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Sounds like a dirty bulk to me! hahaha, what you using?
as in supplement wise?
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haha...were u that girl that didnt give jerry a second chance? lolz
No Jerry is too much of a man for me!
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but i can smell it.. LOOK HOW BIG MY GOD DAMN NOSE IS!
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Jerry's first date with a girl!

Jerry - I will swing by and pick you up in my BMW! (Acting all cool guy)
Girl - Oh ok, sounds good!
Jerry - (Calls her on the way there) which road is yours, I cant see over my DAMN! steering wheel, my pillow is in the backseat!
Girl - huh? um.... (nervously) second one on the left? (confused)
Jerry - Rings door bell
Girl - Opens door and goes to give Jerry a hug and grasps nothing more than air, she looks down and frowns!
Jerry - looking up says "Bitch how big is your cunt"!

This is why Jerry has no second dates!
i....just...profusely shit myself all over...... omg
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as in supplement wise?
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sad part is ive been waiting for a girl to say this.. but instead, i get shane
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Shane's pickup line when he's with a girl...

"Wanna come back to my place and milk my cow?"
"Excuse me"
"What I say? I really do have a cow in the barn, it's fun!"
No! It is cowS I have more than one! Girls are not imperssd with just one cow!
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