[1MOREMOD]

Wait, we need a policy meeting. Can we export you?

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wait, we need a policy meeting. Can we export you?

Asking or telling?

I thought this was a benevalent dictatorship?

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wait, we need a policy meeting. Can we export you?

I suppose so, but I'm a pretty valuable resource if I do say so myself, so make sure you get an excellent price.

I'm figuring at least half a goat (the only half that you care about) and maybe some oranges?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Lups

Cool.

Moddie and Sixer!: we are preparing for the time when someone leaks out that ax works as a pool boy, and your campaign is ruined. Then we end up with Trump, and this plan will become handy.

See, on topic!!

USED to work as a pool boy. MY PAST IS MY PAST, WHO I AM TODAY IS NOT RELEVANT, WE WERE ALL YOUNG AND DUMB ONCE!


USA! USA! USA! BOOM STICKS FOR EVERYONE!

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Axius

USED to work as a pool boy. MY PAST IS MY PAST, WHO I AM TODAY IS NOT RELEVANT, WE WERE ALL YOUNG AND DUMB ONCE!


USA! USA! USA! BOOM STICKS FOR EVERYONE!

I bet you gained a lot of practical experience regarding job "benefits" and "perks"

[jimj911]

Originally Posted by RJ_

Careful, Lord Axius has a great distaste for the guac. Come on over to the DP and we'll have ourselves a party.

The fact that everyone completely skipped over the usage of "DP" in this post makes me lose confidence in this platform, the proposed administration's love of all things great (driving fast well, good "bad" food, and the potential for female counterparts to keep life interesting in their prospective roles wearing business suits, i.e. Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal) helps to regain it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jpnh

I bet you gained a lot of practical experience regarding job "benefits" and "perks"

She forced me to clean the pool naked and would watch me from the kitchen window. I felt so violated.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Axius

She forced me to clean the pool naked and would watch me from the kitchen window. I felt so violated.

How long did it take you to get over it....if you need to measure the time in ms please feel free

[Axius]

Originally Posted by jpnh

How long did it take you to get over it....if you need to measure the time in ms please feel free

Roughly .0000000000001928833 seconds. What she doesn't know is that I used to kick leaves back in at night so it would take me longer to clean it the following day.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Very well - I nominate Grimlock to be Minister of Immigration. With him in charge, nobody will want to immigrate, and we can all peacefully coexist together without further immigration and the changes that this brings.

To satisfy the bleeding heart in our midst, if there are some new members really worthy of the new country, we can sneak them past Grimlock.

I'm speaking as an honorary citizen of course, as I assume Moddie is granting me such status?

Not a good plan. Expect a knock on your door soon.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I suppose so, but I'm a pretty valuable resource if I do say so myself, so make sure you get an excellent price.

I'm figuring at least half a goat (the only half that you care about) and maybe some oranges?

What makes you a valuable resource?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I suppose so, but I'm a pretty valuable resource if I do say so myself, so make sure you get an excellent price.

I'm figuring at least half a goat (the only half that you care about) and maybe some oranges?

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What makes you a valuable resource?

Policy meeting over. Strike team en route.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jimj911

The fact that everyone completely skipped over the usage of "DP" in this post makes me lose confidence in this platform, the proposed administration's love of all things great (driving fast well, good "bad" food, and the potential for female counterparts to keep life interesting in their prospective roles wearing business suits, i.e. Demi Moore in Indecent Proposal) helps to regain it.

Nicely stated, citizen.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not a good plan. Expect a knock on your door soon.

C130 with MOAB is circling over target......it might be a loud "knock"

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Policy meeting over. Strike team en route.

Fine, but..I will handle all interviews of female members personally.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by jpnh

C130 with MOAB is circling over target......it might be a loud "knock"

That's why I specified, one knock and one knock only.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Not a good plan. Expect a knock on your door soon.

Or two eyes peeping through the blinds of his bathroom window...

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Fine, but..I will handle all interviews of female members personally.

We both will handle interviews, just to make sure they don't try to pull a fast one on either of us while alone and try to make a "sexual" harassment case or something and plaster us all over the news. It'd kill our political agenda and national support.

[jpnh]

Originally Posted by Axius

Or two eyes peeping through the blinds of his bathroom window...



We both will handle interviews, just to make sure they don't try to pull a fast one on either of us while alone and try to make a "sexual" harassment case or something and plaster us all over the news. It'd kill our political agenda and national support.

That begs the question

Who controls the office of propaganda and oversight of MSM?

[1MOREMOD]

Right double team it is.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Very well - I nominate Grimlock to be Minister of Immigration. With him in charge, nobody will want to immigrate, and we can all peacefully coexist together without further immigration and the changes that this brings.

To satisfy the bleeding heart in our midst, if there are some new members really worthy of the new country, we can sneak them past Grimlock.

I'm speaking as an honorary citizen of course, as I assume Moddie is granting me such status?

You're sick a suck up.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I'm speaking as an honorary citizen of course, as I assume Moddie is granting me such status?

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Wait, we need a policy meeting. Can we export you?

Originally Posted by Joekerr

I suppose so, but I'm a pretty valuable resource if I do say so myself, so make sure you get an excellent price.

I'm figuring at least half a goat (the only half that you care about) and maybe some oranges?

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

What makes you a valuable resource?

Possible Answers:

A. I have wood, especially in the morning. Timber is a very valuable resource.

B. I can survive in temperatures that would immediately make an American freeze solid making me useful for winter hunting and gathering and ultimate survival of said new country.

C. I have a rudimentary understanding of law and can make your position appear legal to the untrained eye.


So, out of the above possible answers (all of which are correct by the way because I really don't get enough credit for being right about everything), my final answer is A.

[jpnh]

Who knew there was a lot of hunting and gathering in the wilds of Toronto