[grimlock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm sitting here in Chipotle, eating lunch and minding my own business. This girl starts standing in front of my with her back towards me. I'm an ass guy so where do my eyes naturally go? Bingo. She's wearing yoga pants and they're stretched so thin that you could see the design of her booty shorts underneath. I love whoever invented yoga pants.

9/10. Wife goals.

but she wanted you in her business

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

A real Indian ? WOW !
But...
Do you mean a curry guy ?
Or do you mean a feather guy with eternal hunting grounds ?

The curry type lol.

Tho, the feather hat guy also sounds fun

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Mywifes335

Half joking to keep it light. But the other half is serious because it boggles my fucking mind.

Either way, those coward fuckers whom inflict harm on innocent people need to goto hell where they get raped by 72 Mandingos. Or whatever number virgins they claim to have when they goto heaven.

Indeed and that's what I thought as well my friend .
Here is what happend to me after I became angry as well => http://www.m3post.com/forums/showthr...6#post20046246

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

she's using you!

no seriously, i just found out this chick i had been talking to (but not anymore recently, and about to unfollow) has a DAUGHTER
still trying to process if it's real..
I'm such a fool

She's 24/5 and fit as a mother-.. that's why I would've never thought

lol, the mom or the daughter?

Mom's the one that wants lunch. Daughter want's the coffee-donuts.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

The curry type lol.

Tho, the feather hat guy also sounds fun

That's why we are friends !
Cheers brother on that

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'm sitting here in Chipotle, eating lunch and minding my own business. This girl starts standing in front of my with her back towards me. I'm an ass guy so where do my eyes naturally go? Bingo. She's wearing yoga pants and they're stretched so thin that you could see the design of her booty shorts underneath. I love whoever invented yoga pants.

9/10. Wife goals.

Why the fuck was she wearing shorts under the yoga pants? The one's you want are going commando

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

lol, the mom or the daughter?

Mom's the one that wants lunch. Daughter want's the coffee-donuts.

who wants to lunch? well then we know what each one wants?
"I had lunch with your mom, what else will I have to do before you have coffee with me?"
Just put the mom before the daughter, because u won't want to have that lunch after you've done with the daughter - this is a biological truth!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

That's why we are friends !
Cheers brother on that

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by grimlock

Exactly , but I have black hair and more muscles .
Some on this page can confirm because they saw me

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

who wants to lunch? well then we know what each one wants?
"I had lunch with your mom, what else will I have to do before you have coffee with me?"
Just put the mom before the daughter, because u won't want to have that lunch after you've done with the daughter - this is a biological truth!

Mom want's to lunch.

lol, what if they both come for lunch?

Also, have had coffee, lunch, and dinner with girl many times.

Grimy, your making my head hurt again hahaha

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Exactly , but I have black hair and more muscles .
Some on this page can confirm because they saw me

and you're not a rapist, far from it.. ofcourse

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Tomorrow I'm going to cook this and I love it with Indian curry !
Cheers my friend

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Mom want's to lunch.

lol, what if they both come for lunch?

Also, have had coffee, lunch, and dinner with girl many times.

Grimy, your making my head hurt again hahaha

then u have a full meal - vegetables AND desert
no pain, no gain, bro

if you've had the coffee many times, but never got your cream off, then you need to tell her you don't decaf - "No, No, please, I was just kidding.. decaf is fine!"

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by grimlock

but she wanted you in her business

I'd dive right in that ass. Face first.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Why the fuck was she wearing shorts under the yoga pants? The one's you want are going commando

I like your style!

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by grimlock

then u have a full meal - vegetables AND desert
no pain, no gain, bro

if you've had the coffee many times, but never got your cream off, then you need to tell her you don't decaf - "No, No, please, I was just kidding.. decaf is fine!"

She always gets what I order. I usually add cream to her coffee too.

[Aatish]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Tomorrow I'm going to cook this and I love it with Indian curry !
Cheers my friend

Biryani and Dal Makhani. Meal of champions.

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

I'd dive right in that ass. Face first.

I love it too when u just MYOB and they show themselves like that in front of you - less you try, the more THEY do! 90% of the time a girl wants male attention.. but not from the creeper teen with his hands in his pockets akwardly hovering.
girls are so used to male attention, the typical kind turns them off.. it's when u DON'T stare that gets them interested
oops just spilled my manly secrets/wisdom, for the young'uns..

The more "I ain't staring at you, bitch." vibe you give off, the more they shove that pussy right up into your face

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by grimlock

and you're not a rapist, far from it.. ofcourse

Rape is a heavy crime brother .
If I had no chicks , I'll go to a lady of love and pay her for the good job .
I said If...

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by Aatish

She always gets what I order. I usually add cream to her coffee too.

do u pour it for her?
whilst staring at her pervertedly?

stir it for her too.. don't stop til she starts to blush /it gets too akward

[grimlock]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Rape is a heavy crime brother .
If I had no chicks , I'll go to a lady of love and pay her for the good jod .
I said If...

just playing with ya brah

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Aatish

Biryani and Dal Makhani. Meal of champions.

Don't know what it is ,but I'll try it for sure !