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      06-14-2016, 09:06 PM   #31153
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She's not Indian, Mike. Aatish says all Indian women are whores. Not to generalize or anything, but he says their legs spread more easily than ghee.
hahaha, interesting. I was on chaturbate the other day perusing amateur porn and there were quite a few indian couples, and hot chicks at that


I dont know why I told you guys that
I don't wanna Google. What is that site?
basically it's a cam site where people like watch live amateur porn.. And you pay the people in credits. People are insane on there, like drop a grand in a room to see some chick shake her ass...

A lot of porn stars do it, and most of the girls are pretty hot.. But it's so shot. There are such weird people on there..

Edit: no I don't do cam porn!!
You actually paid for this?
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She's not Indian, Mike. Aatish says all Indian women are whores. Not to generalize or anything, but he says their legs spread more easily than ghee.
hahaha, interesting. I was on chaturbate the other day perusing amateur porn and there were quite a few indian couples, and hot chicks at that


I dont know why I told you guys that
I don't wanna Google. What is that site?
basically it's a cam site where people like watch live amateur porn.. And you pay the people in credits. People are insane on there, like drop a grand in a room to see some chick shake her ass...

A lot of porn stars do it, and most of the girls are pretty hot.. But it's so shot. There are such weird people on there..

Edit: no I don't do cam porn!!
You actually paid for this?
It's sad when you have to pay even for masturbation.
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It's sad when you have to pay even for masturbation.
Yeah just stand in your window and watch the hot neighbors.
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people do but i dont, if I have an off night where im not at the miss' house, I'll peruse and see if my fave porn star is broadcasting...or just use traditional sites
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It's sad when you have to pay even for masturbation.
Yeah just stand in your window and watch the hot neighbors.
It's hot in FL. Better to just sneak in and hide in the closet. Just make sure Verbiage isn't in there retrieving shoes.
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Who cares if it's hot do it naked, turn on the ac beat it out.
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Who cares if it's hot do it naked, turn on the ac beat it out.
Ohhhh. Stand in YOUR window. Dude... you must like to be far away. I was thinking standing their window.
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You need two hands to hold up binoculars.
I could hold them with one. But I do need two hands for the ... other task.
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Telescope, climb a tree, get a jcpenny catalog?
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Telescope, climb a tree, get a jcpenny catalog?
Hah. Omg. JC Penney catalogue. We are clearly roughly the same age.
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I am well Philippe! Long day, but overall feeling good.


Gonna see her Thursday. She seemed happy about it lol

How are things on your end?
I didnt know you were about to pipe someone..

whaaaat..where have I been
Pipe is a strong word lol.
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whaaaat..where have I been
She's not Indian, Mike. Aatish says all Indian women are whores. Not to generalize or anything, but he says their legs spread more easily than ghee.
bravo!

A true statement and that ghee reference!
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Hah. Omg. JC Penney catalogue. We are clearly roughly the same age.
Not sure, but I am old.
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Not sure, but I am old.
What is the sum of the two digits of your age?
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Hah. Omg. JC Penney catalogue. We are clearly roughly the same age.
Not sure, but I am old.
What is the sum of the two digits of your age?
I think you're both about 10.
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I think you're both about 10.
That sounds about right.
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What is the sum of the two digits of your age?
Does that equal penis girth circumference...


In millimeters?
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Does that equal penis girth circumference...


In millimeters?
Heh. Hehehe. Huh huh. Hey Beavis. I think we're gonna score.
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