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      02-20-2008, 01:56 AM   #32627
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mynameisl4w (10:49:20 PM): as we were at simons place bored as hellmynameisl4w (10:49:30 PM): johnson picked up one of the legs from a table that simon hadmynameisl4w (10:49:50 PM): and then as a joke, i picked up another pole and pretended to jack off with it and squirt it at johnsonmynameisl4w (10:49:54 PM): and this is how it beganmynameisl4w (10:50:09 PM): he started to explain to me that black people having sex doesn't feel as good as asian peoplemynameisl4w (10:50:14 PM): i asked whymynameisl4w (10:50:23 PM): he stated that black people have huge dicksmynameisl4w (10:50:36 PM): and most of the nerves / sensory feelings are in the tip or the topmynameisl4w (10:50:48 PM): and black peoples dicks are soo dam huge that they can never get full insidemynameisl4w (10:50:54 PM): while asian people have smaller dicks that can get all the way insidemynameisl4w (10:51:07 PM): which means they get maximum pleasure while black people dontmynameisl4w (10:51:24 PM): and then johnson turned and looked at me and said "wow this is soo gay, we are 2 guys alone talking about dicks"mynameisl4w (10:51:25 PM): and we stoppedmynameisl4w (10:51:26 PM): the end
u guys friggin violated the sanity of my apartment!!!
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not exactly, read my post above, lol...
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oh yea....how was ur midterm?
meh! watever... its over..im glad
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u don't say?? i NEVER would've figured that out, lol... and not single?? perfect, that's exactly my type, lol... kidding, kidding... sorta...
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meh! watever... its over..im glad
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mynameisl4w (10:49:20 PM): as we were at simons place bored as hell
mynameisl4w (10:49:30 PM): johnson picked up one of the legs from a table that simon had
mynameisl4w (10:49:50 PM): and then as a joke, i picked up another pole and pretended to jack off with it and squirt it at johnson
mynameisl4w (10:49:54 PM): and this is how it began
mynameisl4w (10:50:09 PM): he started to explain to me that black people having sex doesn't feel as good as asian people
mynameisl4w (10:50:14 PM): i asked why
mynameisl4w (10:50:23 PM): he stated that black people have huge dicks
mynameisl4w (10:50:36 PM): and most of the nerves / sensory feelings are in the tip or the top
mynameisl4w (10:50:48 PM): and black peoples dicks are soo dam huge that they can never get full inside
mynameisl4w (10:50:54 PM): while asian people have smaller dicks that can get all the way inside
mynameisl4w (10:51:07 PM): which means they get maximum pleasure while black people dontmynameisl4w (10:51:24 PM): and then johnson turned and looked at me and said "wow this is soo gay, we are 2 guys alone talking about dicks"
mynameisl4w (10:51:25 PM): and we stopped
mynameisl4w (10:51:26 PM): the end
this is law and johnson..how gayer can they be
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whoa... i didn't know we actually had ladies around on these boards...

*ahem* laaaaddies... so how u doin'?? lolol...
LOl.
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im sophia
is shoei your real name ?
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lol you guys...don't make me paste the other stuff
no more...
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mynameisl4w (10:49:20 PM): as we were at simons place bored as hell
mynameisl4w (10:49:30 PM): johnson picked up one of the legs from a table that simon had
mynameisl4w (10:49:50 PM): and then as a joke, i picked up another pole and pretended to jack off with it and squirt it at johnson
mynameisl4w (10:49:54 PM): and this is how it began
mynameisl4w (10:50:09 PM): he started to explain to me that black people having sex doesn't feel as good as asian people
mynameisl4w (10:50:14 PM): i asked why
mynameisl4w (10:50:23 PM): he stated that black people have huge dicks
mynameisl4w (10:50:36 PM): and most of the nerves / sensory feelings are in the tip or the top
mynameisl4w (10:50:48 PM): and black peoples dicks are soo dam huge that they can never get full inside
mynameisl4w (10:50:54 PM): while asian people have smaller dicks that can get all the way inside
mynameisl4w (10:51:07 PM): which means they get maximum pleasure while black people dontmynameisl4w (10:51:24 PM): and then johnson turned and looked at me and said "wow this is soo gay, we are 2 guys alone talking about dicks"
mynameisl4w (10:51:25 PM): and we stopped
mynameisl4w (10:51:26 PM): the end
i can only draw 2 or 3 possibilities out of this conversation

1. Johnson had a sex talk with a black man prior to this one

or

2. johnson remembers been a black man from his past life

3. johnson had sex w/ a black man before and revealed to have a greater pleasure than his partner
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ok here it is:

(11:00:01 PM) SLAM at AIM: with all the fish balls floating around.....the topic should be interesting...
and i can imagine you'll be the one starting the topic....
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LOl.
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im sophia
is shoei your real name ?
every single sophia i've ever met has been cute as hell so ... sophia, my name can be anything you want it to be... lol...

it's darin actually... but like i said, whatever you want it to be...
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i think my analogy is right

none the less

back to study
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i can only draw 2 or 3 possibilities out of this conversation

1. Johnson had a sex talk with a black man prior to this one

or

2. johnson remembers been a black man from his past life

3. johnson had sex w/ a black man before and revealed to have a greater pleasure than his partner
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hi darin, which part of la are u from?
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if you buy me lunch I will tell you her likes and dislikes!
i normally would've taken you up on your offer, but judging from the copy and paste you made of your convos, uhmm, i think i might be better off finding out on my own...
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darin as in darin @ west end?
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we dont really wanna know what happens and what you guys do in simon's place

and i refuse to be in the same room with you guys from now on

i want to stay loyal to my gf and keep my ass's virginity till i sucks in my last breath
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hi darin, which part of la are u from?
century city/bev hills... boring, i know... but my car is safe here, that's all that matters...

aalltthhhoouugghh, if she were to say get stolen, and then the insurance pays me out, i would solve my 335 problemo...
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omg.. whats up with these convos !!!! HAhahah
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darin as in darin @ west end?
for some odd reason thats the first thing i thought of too!
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century city/bev hills... boring, i know... but my car is safe here, that's all that matters...

aalltthhhoouugghh, if she were to say get stolen, and then the insurance pays me out, i would solve my 335 problemo...
haha boring?? well theres more nightlife there then rowland heights
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