Offical Tri-State Chat Thread (#1)

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:09 AM

yo mommas so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor.....so she peed

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-23-2008, 10:10 AM

Sup NY......back in the northeast

nyalpine90 · 04-23-2008, 10:10 AM

nyalpine90 · 04-23-2008, 10:11 AM

i typed in bacon..first pic was a topless chick with bacon..

its not my fault women always take their cloths off for anything lol

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-23-2008, 10:12 AM

Yo momma so black when she stands next to a building she looks like an alley

F87LUV · 04-23-2008, 10:13 AM

Sal how was it!

OEKlM · 04-23-2008, 10:13 AM

wasup sal... i thought u comin back tomorrow.... howd it go

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:13 AM

yo momma so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a a twinkie on the other side to get her through

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:13 AM

sal how was the m3

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-23-2008, 10:13 AM

Yo momma so stupid she thought racism was an Olympic event

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-23-2008, 10:14 AM

Performance Center was THE SHIT

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AutoCouture

Yo momma so stupid she thought racism was an Olympic event

yo mommas so fat all the resturants in town have signs that say "maximum occupancy 240 patrons ...or yo momma

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:15 AM

Welcome back, lucky BASTARD!!!

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:18 AM

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

OEKlM · 04-23-2008, 10:19 AM

wasup scott... nice to chime in...

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:19 AM

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oeklm

wasup scott... nice to chime in...

Just finished up some BK 1st Qtrs earning reports. lol!

Sal@AUTOcouture · 04-23-2008, 10:20 AM

Break down of the events:

1. 128i Convert v. VW EOS, Audi A4 convert (slalom, braking, hot laps)
2. 128i v. MB C300, Lexus IS250 (slalom, braking, hot laps)
3. 1-series customization (LOTS of cool shit coming out for this car!!)
-break-
4. BMW Diesels- 335d, X5 X-drive 35sd (road test) *these are AWESOME btw
5. Diesel Classroom (info and whatnot)
6. X6 (intro, viewing, etc)
-lunch-
7. X6 (road test)
8. X6 v. Cayenne, FX45 (slalom, wet skid pad <--MAD fun, hot laps)
9. X6 indoor event (hands on w/ features and what not), viewing of Xdrive 50
-break-
10. M3 (e90 and e92) v. Lexus IS-F, Audi S5 (hot laps)
11. M3 classroom (specs, features, etc)
-Closing Words-

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:20 AM

dude i wanna go to the PC sooooooo bad. next year.

Bimmer335i07 · 04-23-2008, 10:20 AM

Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

cycler · 04-23-2008, 10:21 AM

yo momma so fat a picture of her fell off the wall

fizzle · 04-23-2008, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AutoCouture

Break down of the events:

1. 128i Convert v. VW EOS, Audi A4 convert (slalom, braking, hot laps)
2. 128i v. MB C300, Lexus IS250 (slalom, braking, hot laps)
3. 1-series customization (LOTS of cool shit coming out for this car!!)
-break-
4. BMW Diesels- 335d, X5 X-drive 35sd (road test) *these are AWESOME btw
5. Diesel Classroom (info and whatnot)
6. X6 (intro, viewing, etc)
-lunch-
7. X6 (road test)
8. X6 v. Cayenne, FX45 (slalom, wet skid pad <--MAD fun, hot laps)
9. X6 indoor event (hands on w/ features and what not), viewing of Xdrive 50
-break-
10. M3 (e90 and e92) v. Lexus IS-F, Audi S5 (hot laps)

so fuckin jealous you bitch....

i want to take an m3 around the track. the roads around here are not good enough for the m3.

04-23-2008, 10:09 AM	#33045
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo mommas so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor.....so she peed
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04-23-2008, 10:10 AM	#33046
Sal@AUTOcouture 750 Rep 10,100 Posts Drives: E93 M3, E36 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sofla iTrader: (30)	Sup NY......back in the northeast
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04-23-2008, 10:10 AM	#33047
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04-23-2008, 10:11 AM	#33048
nyalpine90 Lieutenant General 7627 Rep 11,980 Posts Drives: MY24 G01 AW Msport Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: L.I. NY iTrader: (4) Garage List 2016 BMW X4 [9.25]	i typed in bacon..first pic was a topless chick with bacon.. its not my fault women always take their cloths off for anything lol
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04-23-2008, 10:12 AM	#33049
Sal@AUTOcouture 750 Rep 10,100 Posts Drives: E93 M3, E36 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sofla iTrader: (30)	Yo momma so black when she stands next to a building she looks like an alley
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04-23-2008, 10:13 AM	#33050
F87LUV Lieutenant General 3978 Rep 15,132 Posts Drives: '16 M2, '23 GT4 Join Date: May 2007 Location: NJ iTrader: (4) Garage List 2025 BMW Z4 M40i [10.00] 2016 BMW M2 [8.93]	Sal how was it! __________________ IG: Trackinheels
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04-23-2008, 10:13 AM	#33051
OEKlM Lieutenant General 170 Rep 10,406 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY/NJ iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00] 2004 Triumph Dayton ... [0.00]	wasup sal... i thought u comin back tomorrow.... howd it go __________________
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04-23-2008, 10:13 AM	#33052
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo momma so fat they had to grease a door frame and hold a a twinkie on the other side to get her through
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04-23-2008, 10:13 AM	#33053
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	sal how was the m3
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04-23-2008, 10:13 AM	#33054
Sal@AUTOcouture 750 Rep 10,100 Posts Drives: E93 M3, E36 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sofla iTrader: (30)	Yo momma so stupid she thought racism was an Olympic event
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04-23-2008, 10:14 AM	#33055
Sal@AUTOcouture 750 Rep 10,100 Posts Drives: E93 M3, E36 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sofla iTrader: (30)	Performance Center was THE SHIT
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04-23-2008, 10:15 AM	#33057
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator 652 Rep 15,795 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Welcome back, lucky BASTARD!!! __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)
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04-23-2008, 10:18 AM	#33058
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator 652 Rep 15,795 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)
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04-23-2008, 10:19 AM	#33059
OEKlM Lieutenant General 170 Rep 10,406 Posts Drives: N/A Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: NY/NJ iTrader: (11) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00] 2004 Triumph Dayton ... [0.00]	wasup scott... nice to chime in... __________________
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04-23-2008, 10:19 AM	#33060
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator 652 Rep 15,795 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)
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04-23-2008, 10:20 AM	#33062
Sal@AUTOcouture 750 Rep 10,100 Posts Drives: E93 M3, E36 M3 Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sofla iTrader: (30)	Break down of the events: 1. 128i Convert v. VW EOS, Audi A4 convert (slalom, braking, hot laps) 2. 128i v. MB C300, Lexus IS250 (slalom, braking, hot laps) 3. 1-series customization (LOTS of cool shit coming out for this car!!) -break- 4. BMW Diesels- 335d, X5 X-drive 35sd (road test) *these are AWESOME btw 5. Diesel Classroom (info and whatnot) 6. X6 (intro, viewing, etc) -lunch- 7. X6 (road test) 8. X6 v. Cayenne, FX45 (slalom, wet skid pad <--MAD fun, hot laps) 9. X6 indoor event (hands on w/ features and what not), viewing of Xdrive 50 -break- 10. M3 (e90 and e92) v. Lexus IS-F, Audi S5 (hot laps) 11. M3 classroom (specs, features, etc) -Closing Words-
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04-23-2008, 10:20 AM	#33063
fizzle is it the 5oclock free crack giveaway? 242 Rep 17,453 Posts Drives: a motorized vee-hickle Join Date: May 2007 Location: North Jersey iTrader: (14)	dude i wanna go to the PC sooooooo bad. next year.
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04-23-2008, 10:20 AM	#33064
Bimmer335i07 BK Employee of the month! / Moderator 652 Rep 15,795 Posts Drives: BMW 335i Sedan Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: ... iTrader: (9) Garage List 2007 335i [0.00]	Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl. __________________ Sponsored by: Pics of the ---> Barbera Beast <--- Martino Auto Concepts (Like them on Facebook MAC) Factory Trained & Authorized by BMW of North America Matt@Camber-Toe (Like them on Facebook Camber-Toe) LuxAngelEyes (Like them on Facebook LuxAngelEyes) LTBMW (Like them on Facebook LTBMW) OEMconcepts (Like them on Facebook OEMconcepts)
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04-23-2008, 10:21 AM	#33065
cycler Major General 139 Rep 8,067 Posts Drives: 2011 Streetglide and 2011 Dyna Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Long Island NY iTrader: (0)	yo momma so fat a picture of her fell off the wall
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