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04-24-2020, 10:09 AM | #3675 | |
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WTF?! Why in the world would you impose a no fap period on yourself, you monster?!
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My confession- I couldn't stand having "Johnjohn Kennedy" thick lumpy wavy big hair anymore, and called a haircutter friend and got a blackmarket haircut today after we screened each other out. I'm not worried at all but am now back in quarantine, hoping for the best.
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Trust me dawgg this is the best. You dont wanna spill seeds for no reason, even when having sex you can hold back your ejaculation but still ORGASM. The reason why you dont also beat ur chicken is that its a waste of time but more importantly its life force in there. I use to do it alot but saw parts of my life deteriorate, no girl freind, no healthy eyebrows, bad temper and bad grades. I decided to stop and alot of good things happen. Also u stop lusting for useless women and try instead to find love. You also get harder and you can orgasm 3-5 times without even cumming. Real stuff search up tantra sex to
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04-24-2020, 11:40 AM | #3679 |
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Holy shit. Now I know why my eyebrows fell out.
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04-24-2020, 11:43 AM | #3680 |
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I thought it was choke your chicken or beat your meat. Never heard of beating your chicken.
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When wanting more eyebrows I look at the dishes and environment what humans have more eyebrows and eyelashes. Indians and persians as well as some armenians. Maybe its cuz the sandstorm so they need the eyebrows and eyelashes to sheild and protect the optics. I also try eating their food like more zankou chicken and indian food such ass keema, alu puri, tandori chicken, varios currys with goat and wild game, gopi lassi, paneer and my fave the kulfi ice cream. After that u can feel that these foods are nutritous and make ur poop come out super soft but my eyebrows are looking better. Depends in genetics to.
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God.......I'm dying over here!
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For the record, I still think he's a monster, but maybe should have kept it to myself
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No no, this is good. Next time I'm playing never have I ever I'm definitely asking if anyone "rubbed their nipples like a sissy" while "beating their chicken"
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
So 213e90n51 wouldn't beat it in public! ![]()
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