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      11-20-2009, 03:12 PM   #36983
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why would you even feel the need to ninja edit that? is it cuz all the men in this thread are now half hard over me instead of you/
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why would you even feel the need to ninja edit that? is it cuz all the men in this thread are now half hard over me instead of you/
hey now!!
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yea.. all those asshole's at 3 o'clock.. LITERALLY
god ruined a perfect asshole by putting teeth in your mouth
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you're an all star!
get your game on
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god had a plan for everyone, you were plan b
cuz of you god invented planned parenthood
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bc of you, god invented anal lube
I INVENTED ANAL LUBE


























FOR YOUR MOTHER
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craig used up all of our supply
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does anyone else get annoyed when girls do that annoying ass puff up in their hair?
girls?
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does anyone else get annoyed when girls do that annoying ass puff up in their hair?
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how was last night btw, end up goin to the meet? I couldnt make it out last minute
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i stayed home and played COD.. dillon hit up my cell.. him and the dude wit the 5 series went.. martin's in NJ so he wasnt going.. we got sunday bro!!

so far i know of, u me, dillon and leo are gonna be leaving from westbury.. and me and leo are nutcases in crusies lol
lol alright sounds goood
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i dont think im coming on sunday...to the meet that is
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i stayed home and played COD.. dillon hit up my cell.. him and the dude wit the 5 series went.. martin's in NJ so he wasnt going.. we got sunday bro!!

so far i know of, u me, dillon and leo are gonna be leaving from westbury.. and me and leo are nutcases in crusies lol
sounds like a date! make sure to stop off at a rest stop and tap your little feet
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good god.. i've been holding in my farts so long for the past 2 hours, that when i leave work, god help the unlucky soul that's following me as i leave the building
LMAO i just release them here at work i dont give a FUUUUUUUUUUUUUG. everyone farts, everyone shits
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jerry what time r we meeting and where?

i cant stay TOO long, have reservation to check out wedding reception place at 4pm...
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u pa guys dont go to anything so im not upset..
yeah, its pretty convenient that its in NY

if it was just a little closer, somewhere in NJ, i would go. i'll go next year when its warm.
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everyone pees in the pool!
LMAO


soo funny

"my watttttter park, what happened to my waaaaaaater park??"

ahhh i pee in the pool, and i pee in the shower.
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soo funny

"my watttttter park, what happened to my waaaaaaater park??"

ahhh i pee in the pool, and i pee in the shower.
I love to get peed on....
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..........i cunt believe you've done this.
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