[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

now now

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by thesalg

now now

[LeMans335xiE90]

krickets

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

im horny

wanna have sex?

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by thesalg

[LeMans335xiE90]

alright guys going out for a little bit

[itsbrokeagain]

yeha i need to go out myself....its nice out!!

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ah im tempted to leave early

doo eett

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

eh no

you will get unrewarded??

[itsbrokeagain]

im doin all ur gift certificates lol

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ahah bout time! im getting more soon

woot 245 bucks to American Eagle.

Lol someone is gonna go have a blast lol

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

someone please tell me the point of this?

speedholes.

keeps air from getting trapped under the rear bumper.

when you back-half a honda and remove the trunk pan, that bumper acts like a parachute, air collects in there and slows you down, causes the rear to be come unstable, or worse rips the bumper off.

When you trap somewhere at 120-130mph it makes a difference. Judging by the fuel lines hanging under there its gotta be something heavy under the hood

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

thanks! must be a ricer thing lol

I wouldnt say its a ricer thing.

Lot of the pros did that. Then the faggy street losers who have a slow stock car took it and ran with it..gave it a bad name.

much like bad BMW drivers give us all a bad rap

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

A crusty old Chief Petty Officer found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic liberal ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Chief Petty Officer for conversation.

"Excuse me, Chief, but you seem to be a very serious man.. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature.."

The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Chief Petty Officer just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are. No wonder you're so serious. You really need to chill out and relax! I mean, no sex since 1955! Come with me." She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his grizzled bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955."

The Chief said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now."

[Ender514]

who me?

[itsbrokeagain]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

what?! i thought it was funny lol

its

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

jared?!

jerry?

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

my gravity

i forgot you're working sundays now

[Ender514]

*crickets*

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

so?

so?

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

are you mimicking me?

do i know you?