[Ender514]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

not bad....she looks like fun

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she got relocated to the corporate headquarters.. lol i've been waiting for a job opening there.. nicer building, better pay, great hours, and about 10 miles closer than where i am now

true... text her and tell her u wanna hang out

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

Today, after taking my girlfriend on a date, she invited me back to her place for "hot coffee and dessert". Excitedly, I said yes. When we got there, we actually had coffee and dessert. When I told her this wasn't what I'd had in mind, she kicked me out for being a pervert. FML

lamo

Originally Posted by E90jerz

wud up.

what up

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i'd drug the bitch

[burberry]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

ah, jerry. now i have to slap you.

[burberry]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

100% israel only child jewish girl.. her name was gilat..



too late for that.. i fucked up any chance i had wit her last summer

impress her with those balloons you got at work.

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

too late for that.. i fucked up any chance i had wit her last summer

not as bad as if you actually fucked her!!! she was nuts anyway

[LeMans335xiE90]

ahh yeah +1 better off not fucking her if she crazy

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

i'd drug the bitch

we know you would....

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she did find out somehow that i won a gold star tech of the year award and sent me a message at work saying congrats lol



i got to make out wit her once.. that was it.. but that dont count for shit.. she wasnt even a good kisser lol

whats with you and making out? are you at a middle school dance? i dont even face my girl when i bang her

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she did find out somehow that i won a gold star tech of the year award and sent me a message at work saying congrats lol



i got to make out wit her once.. that was it.. but that dont count for shit.. she wasnt even a good kisser lol

ok u have no game... she hit u up for a reason dick...

and story of your fucking recent life

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by SpmnE9zero

"I am not trying to flip you over and do you dry!"
"Ball hair, Ball hair, Piss face, Piss face!"

SHANE!!!

[E90jerz]

gettn sick. feel like shiiiiiiit.
but its Thirsty Thursday & ill be boozin layta!!

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

i will not destroy a tile for this.....

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Ender514

we know you would....

[burberry]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

she did find out somehow that i won a gold star tech of the year award and sent me a message at work saying congrats lol



i got to make out wit her once.. that was it.. but that dont count for shit.. she wasnt even a good kisser lol

that's your chance right there. she's initiating conversation! she's stalking your ass ! that means a lot!

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

whats with you and making out? are you at a middle school dance? i dont even face my girl when i bang her

must be that 7 to midnight thing that makes you not have to face a girl when your banging her hahahah

[burberry]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and sadly, when i was friends wit her on fb, some of the fn people that used to post here were friend requesting her, asking her to hang out.. goes to show u cant fucking trust anyone. but she never gave any of them the time of day

ahaha that's fucked up, bro.

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by burberry

that's your chance right there. she's initiating conversation! she's stalking your ass ! that means a lot!

said the same thing...... she aint getting in touch with you to say congrats

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by E90jerz

gettn sick. feel like shiiiiiiit.
but its Thirsty Thursday & ill be boozin layta!!

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

and sadly, when i was friends wit her on fb, some of the fn people that used to post here were friend requesting her, asking her to hang out.. goes to show u cant fucking trust anyone. but she never gave any of them the time of day

alex

Originally Posted by thesalg

i will not destroy a tile for this.....

[Ender514]

Originally Posted by Kevin@AKMotorwerk

whats with you and making out? are you at a middle school dance? i dont even face my girl when i bang her

shes usually unconscious on the ground facing the floor

[burberry]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

said the same thing...... she aint getting in touch with you to say congrats

[Kevin@AKMotorwerk]

Originally Posted by Ender514

shes usually unconscious on the ground facing the floor

i'm a drugger not a lover