Fighting over a girl

Flying Ace · 10-08-2015, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by WuTang

No lol we've all been friends since Freshman year.

dude, if you've all been "friends" since freshman year, then get your other "friends" together and gang-sodomize your roommate until he relents.

geez, how hard does it have to be? Do i have to write a manual on step by step?

MrPrena · 10-08-2015, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

you mean Univ. of Spoiled Children and Univ of Chinese Immigrants?

Yeah, it is actually "spoiled" but after encounter with Trojan Condoms, I realized I have a rights to change it to Stupid.

ksa · 10-08-2015, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Unlike Colorado school kids, there are lots of Spoiled kids who drives better car than m4s. Univ of Stupid Child at South Centreal LA is good example.

In Vancouver you quite regularly see super cars with the 'L' (learners) symbol on it. It is required by law for new drivers and every time you see a super car with L it's usually a young Asian kid. All the Hong Kong money went to Vancouver it seems like. I am glad I don't like there or it'd piss the shit outta me looking at such things all the time.

3onDubs · 10-08-2015, 07:06 PM

present yourselves before her and let her decide...guitar optional

WuTang · 10-08-2015, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Why is a college kid driving a brand new M4 anyway?

Because I worked for it. Are college kids not allowed to drive M4s?

MrPrena · 10-08-2015, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by WuTang

Because I worked for it. Are college kids not allowed to drive M4s?

Please do share.
I always wanted to drive an E36 M3, when I was going to school.

hongsc · 10-08-2015, 07:16 PM

I think we need a pic of said chick to determine if she's worth fighting for.

If you follow through with the hooker idea. You bang her first, so your friend gets your sloppy seconds. In reality, it's probably sloppy thousands but who cares. Tell him after he bangs the hooker and you get the chick. You're still bros and you both have a good laugh after.

WuTang · 10-08-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Please do share.
I always wanted to drive an E36 M3, when I was going to school.

I mow lawns and sell cracker jack toys. This is besides the point. Who cares what I drive and how I got it. Are you just assuming that because I'm in college I am some 18 year old with dad's BMW? Why can't we all just share the love for these cars and be happy. Sorry you couldn't afford an E36 M3 when you where in college but don't be jealous lol.

MrPrena · 10-08-2015, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by WuTang

I mow lawns and sell cracker jack toys. This is besides the point. Who cares what I drive and how I got it. Are you just assuming that because I'm in college I am some 18 year old with dad's BMW? Why can't we all just share the love for these cars and be happy. Sorry you couldn't afford an E36 M3 when you where in college but don't be jealous lol.

I don't know which of my post gave you the impression from my posts here, but perhaps you should allocate your time on expository writing and/or Literature for better reading comprehension?

FIY: During my undergrad, I bought my parents yellow E36 M3. (do a search, it is posted on OT)

WuTang · 10-08-2015, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

I don't know which of my post gave you the impression from my posts here, but perhaps you should allocate your time on expository writing and/or Literature for better reading comprehension?

FIY: During my undergrad, I bought my parents yellow E36 M3. (do a search, it is posted on OT)

Sorry haha. I confused your post with JasonCSU's post and I thought you where JasonCSU when you mentioned the E36. My bad.

RickFLM4 · 10-08-2015, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by hongsc

I think we need a pic of said chick to determine if she's worth fighting for.

If you follow through with the hooker idea. You bang her first, so your friend gets your sloppy seconds. In reality, it's probably sloppy thousands but who cares. Tell him after he bangs the hooker and you get the chick. You're still bros and you both have a good laugh after.

Doesn't this forum have a rule like Audizine's Rule 22? Standard protocol!

JasonCSU · 10-08-2015, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by WuTang

Because I worked for it. Are college kids not allowed to drive M4s?

I don't doubt that you worked for it. My curiosity lies with how a college student works to afford a car such as an M4 while not yet having a degree and a career. I can only imagine what insurance costs for an M4 at that age.

3onDubs · 10-08-2015, 07:42 PM

step 1: go to college
step 2: find a job
step 3: save
step 4: buy m4

...you're already at step 4, don't need to go back to previous steps

Flying Ace · 10-08-2015, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ksa

In Vancouver you quite regularly see super cars with the 'L' (learners) symbol on it. It is required by law for new drivers and every time you see a super car with L it's usually a young Asian kid. All the Hong Kong money went to Vancouver it seems like. I am glad I don't like there or it'd piss the shit outta me looking at such things all the time.

just curious, what are the rules for the "L" tag in Vancouver? I didn't notice it when I was there a few months ago.

Like, when are you suppose to apply for L? and how long do you have to have the tag?

bimmette · 10-08-2015, 08:01 PM

I find it kinda funny that you're smart enough to figure out how to get an M4 at a young age but don't know how to deal with this girl situation. So I think you're probably trolling, but if not:
Try your hardest to win the chick over but if she goes for your friend instead, so be it. Good luck!

dreamingat30fps · 10-08-2015, 08:04 PM

Fight to the death.

RedlinePSI · 10-08-2015, 08:26 PM

Well obviously there is no bro code between you guys, so she is fair game. Let her "decide", but I quote that for the following reason. You are going to have to be aggressive now. It's a better situation than a random girl at a bar, and you already have some brief history with her over him, however if you sleep on this he will grab her attention and she may not look back. Girls often get tunnel vision when it comes to guys. It doesn't even matter if she knows a better lookin guy seems to also be interested in her. Girls can be dumb like that, so make sure she's lookin' at you!

///M Power-Belgium · 10-08-2015, 08:27 PM

The biggest dick may have her .

1MOREMOD · 10-08-2015, 08:29 PM

I suggest the naked man routine

///M Power-Belgium · 10-08-2015, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

I suggest the naked man routine

I was talking about a naked dicks ...

Lups · 10-08-2015, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Flying Ace

Pay for a hooker for your roommate. He doesn't care who, he just wants to get laid. A goat might suffice

This is probably the best advice I've read from bimmerpost in a month.

1MOREMOD · 10-08-2015, 08:34 PM

Uh that got weird quick!

10-08-2015, 07:06 PM	#26
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hongsc Captain 153 Rep 982 Posts Drives: 2011 BMW 328i Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Amazon Prime iTrader: (1)	I think we need a pic of said chick to determine if she's worth fighting for. If you follow through with the hooker idea. You bang her first, so your friend gets your sloppy seconds. In reality, it's probably sloppy thousands but who cares. Tell him after he bangs the hooker and you get the chick. You're still bros and you both have a good laugh after. __________________ 2011 BMW 328i Space Grey\|18" Avant Garde m359\|Michelin Pilot Sport A/S2\|Eibach Pro-Kit Springs\|Koni FSD\|M3 U+L Control Arms\|Lux Angel Eyes\|Stoptech\|Hawk 5.0\|aFe Race Pipes\|BMW PE
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3onDubs You live by the sword... 220 Rep 8,243 Posts Drives: M4 Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: OC iTrader: (3) Garage List 2007 328i [0.00]	step 1: go to college step 2: find a job step 3: save step 4: buy m4 ...you're already at step 4, don't need to go back to previous steps
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bimmette YouTube.com/TvTara 6436 Rep 4,714 Posts Drives: like I stole it! (11 m3 E93) Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Vancouver iTrader: (0)	I find it kinda funny that you're smart enough to figure out how to get an M4 at a young age but don't know how to deal with this girl situation. So I think you're probably trolling, but if not: Try your hardest to win the chick over but if she goes for your friend instead, so be it. Good luck! __________________ Watch my DIY mods at: YouTube/TvTara Follow me on Instagram at: TvTara1
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dreamingat30fps Colonel 5969 Rep 2,027 Posts Drives: Miata, Cayenne, Model 3, F350 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: South Florida & NC iTrader: (1)	Fight to the death.
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10-08-2015, 08:26 PM	#39
RedlinePSI Lieutenant 129 Rep 502 Posts Drives: Something else Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: LI, NY iTrader: (0)	Well obviously there is no bro code between you guys, so she is fair game. Let her "decide", but I quote that for the following reason. You are going to have to be aggressive now. It's a better situation than a random girl at a bar, and you already have some brief history with her over him, however if you sleep on this he will grab her attention and she may not look back. Girls often get tunnel vision when it comes to guys. It doesn't even matter if she knows a better lookin guy seems to also be interested in her. Girls can be dumb like that, so make sure she's lookin' at you!
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1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	I suggest the naked man routine
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10-08-2015, 08:34 PM	#44
1MOREMOD - 11820 Rep 23,186 Posts Drives: Race car-> Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: check your mirrors iTrader: (5)	Uh that got weird quick!
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