[fecurtis]

Originally Posted by m3m3mr

I thought these leased for $700 a month? Very mediocre car.

I bet he doesn't even eat wagyu beef on a weekly basis.

I mean, has the guy ever dined at a 3 Michelin star restaurant before? Fucking plebs I swear. I bet he's never even been on a private jet before much less first class!

[2M]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

Given his parking habits, probably the guy who's grunting while lifting and/or the guy who spends 10 minutes on the weight bench going through his text messages.

Theres a dude that parks similarly at my gym and dude is a body builder lol

[JoeyBananas]

Originally Posted by fecurtis

Given his parking habits, probably the guy who's grunting while lifting and/or the guy who spends 10 minutes on the weight bench going through his text messages.

There is a guy who wears spandex, so we are all blessed with seeing his cock n balls as he walks around the gym talking to every single female, though if memeory serves me correctly, I think he drives an SL300, lol

[IanMan]

Had a Maserati Ghibli for a week. Overpriced junk that is undeserving of the Maserati badge. The interior lights would flicker when turning them on, a lot of the switches did not click into place. The interior looked old as hell and the car was only a year and a half old. the panels creaked and vibrated when on the highway. Not worth 80 grand, IMHO.


The funny thing is, the guy is probably paying for it as a lease.

[se15679875]

Originally Posted by IanMan

Had a Maserati Ghibli for a week. Overpriced junk that is undeserving of the Maserati badge. The interior lights would flicker when turning them on, a lot of the switches did not click into place. The interior looked old as hell and the car was only a year and a half old. the panels creaked and vibrated when on the highway. Not worth 80 grand, IMHO.


The funny thing is, the guy is probably paying for it as a lease.

Yeah, how funny indeed. A real knee slapper. Why do I even bother watching comedy central?

Are you guys real people? Am I being punked? The guy who owns the car hasn't said anything about what he paid for it, how he paid for it, or what kind of status (if any) he wishes to convey by driving the car. For fuck's sake he's not even here

What's next?

"Uhhhh I bet his FICO score isn't even 800"

"What? Did you hear? He has a $500,000 mortgage on that salary? How laughably droll"

[RickFLM4]

Pick up some chalk on your next trip over...

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by se15679875

How dare that upper middle class proletariat pig infest my computer with his $700/month garbage of a lease. How laughably pedestrian.

*Toasts with a glass of champagne with my little finger deliberately and forcefully erected at 90 degrees*

Well at least SOMETHING is erect

[1MOREMOD]

Want some blue pills old timer

[JoeyBananas]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Want some blue pills old timer

You should see me when people drive by my house in excess of 25mph 😂

[Pparana]

[QUOTE=JoeyBananas;21009749]We are all Car people, so I get you dont want your car dinged or dented but to the Douchebag Ghibli owner who parks his fucking car in the middle of a parking lot, that is NOT A SPACE, I sincerely hope someone steals your car and you never get it back.

I go to Lifetime Fitness, which has a lot of expensive cars, Lambos, Bentleys, Rolls Royce etc and all of them park in a spot like a normal person (The Spots are Huge), but this douchebag feels its necessary to park his car next to a curb. Its very annoying because it creates an issue when people are trying to leave, or pull in etc.

Thinking of leaving a pile of dogshit on his windshield.

Diagram Below


I leave a trailer hitch on my truck just for these reasons, If your parked there and I Back into you oh well.

[Alfisti]

My boss leases one, nice to look at but so tiny inside given the external dimensions and I just CANNOT get past the chrysler switch gear inside the thing! It's $1100 month here.

[PoorLurker]

Neighbor has one. I am not too into the visual appeal of any Maserati car, however, I was following her into our neighborhood one day and heard it downshift. I thought the blip sounded really good.

On that note - there are just a certain type of people who will park wherever they see fit. It only bothers people when it's a nice car.

I remember watching a reality show that followed parking meter maids around and there was this girl who illegally parked her car in a no parking zone. The guy was writing her a ticket only to have her come out! Her complaint about getting the ticket? She said she couldn't afford to pay it as she has racked up numerous other ones as well.

Youtube Parking Wars for some fun viewing pleasure

[JoeyBananas]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Neighbor has one. I am not too into the visual appeal of any Maserati car, however, I was following her into our neighborhood one day and heard it downshift. I thought the blip sounded really good.

On that note - there are just a certain type of people who will park wherever they see fit. It only bothers people when it's a nice car.

I remember watching a reality show that followed parking meter maids around and there was this girl who illegally parked her car in a no parking zone. The guy was writing her a ticket only to have her come out! Her complaint about getting the ticket? She said she couldn't afford to pay it as she has racked up numerous other ones as well.

Youtube Parking Wars for some fun viewing pleasure

If it was a 1988 Honda I'd still be pissed.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by JoeyBananas

If it was a 1988 Honda I'd still be pissed.

As would God.

He needs to park this next to the Lambos.

[Naz24]

Ah joey, this is NJ, you know the Ghibli owner lives at home with mom and frequents jersey shore clubs on the weekends.

hes winning at life, he deserves that spot

[EL Jeffe 5]

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Naz24

Ah joey, this is NJ, you know the Ghibli owner lives at home with mom and frequents jersey shore clubs on the weekends.

hes winning at life, he deserves that spot

[csu87]

Originally Posted by se15679875

Yeah, how funny indeed. A real knee slapper. Why do I even bother watching comedy central?

Are you guys real people? Am I being punked? The guy who owns the car hasn't said anything about what he paid for it, how he paid for it, or what kind of status (if any) he wishes to convey by driving the car. For fuck's sake he's not even here

What's next?

"Uhhhh I bet his FICO score isn't even 800"

"What? Did you hear? He has a $500,000 mortgage on that salary? How laughably droll"

Found the dbag Maserati owner

[Teufel_Hunden]

Originally Posted by JoeyBananas

We are all Car people, so I get you dont want your car dinged or dented but to the Douchebag Ghibli owner who parks his fucking car in the middle of a parking lot, that is NOT A SPACE, I sincerely hope someone steals your car and you never get it back.

I go to Lifetime Fitness, which has a lot of expensive cars, Lambos, Bentleys, Rolls Royce etc and all of them park in a spot like a normal person (The Spots are Huge), but this douchebag feels its necessary to park his car next to a curb. Its very annoying because it creates an issue when people are trying to leave, or pull in etc.

Thinking of leaving a pile of dogshit on his windshield.

Diagram Below

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Damn OP, that's Picasso quality shit. You must be an art major.

[Snoball M3]

Idk.... if you have to take the time to draw and type about this, something better happen to the owner or his Maserati, otherwise your not working out hard enough in the gym to let that go...

[wdb]

Waitasec. Do you mean Maserati Ghibli,


Maserati Ghibli,


or Maserati Ghibli?

[CANGRKE70]

OP, choose your battles. The fact that this guy pissed you off so much by the way he parks and that you felt the need to draw a diagram clearly shows you give wayyyyy to many fucks!