Russian memes

Law · 01-30-2019, 06:39 PM

Ivan Ivanov · 01-31-2019, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mingwan

I liked the “laughing sovietly” one with Putin.

then you should like another "laughing":

Ivan Ivanov · 02-01-2019, 08:09 AM

«Where am i fucking Is it far to Monaco?«

Ivan Ivanov · 02-18-2019, 03:56 AM

- What are you doing?
--- Working
- What are you doing after work?
--- I sleep to be ready work hard tomorrow.

Ivan Ivanov · 02-18-2019, 04:07 AM

How i travel...

frazervalley · 02-24-2019, 01:16 AM

Mr. Poutine, Canada has always said we have no nuclear weapons in Canada and this is true because we have already deployed them. There is no need for an expensive ballistic missile. We just push the little red button and Moscow goes boom! We have other coloured buttons for other places. This was all good till the last April Fools and someone switched all the coloured buttons around. Now we are not so sure which is which, but no matter. If by mistake we nuke Miralago, then the USA will nuke Moscow. What you think now Comrade Poutine? Where are your Soviet chuckles now?

Ivan Ivanov · 03-28-2019, 06:26 PM

- Honey, did you let the cat into the house last night?
- No, I thought you let in.
- bitches...

Ivan Ivanov · 04-12-2019, 11:24 AM

- I am Julian Assange, I spread private information about governments and corporations to people for free.
Media call me a criminal.

- I am Mark Zuckerberg, I give private information about users to corporations and governments for money.
Media call me "man of the year".

Ivan Ivanov · 04-12-2019, 03:47 PM

Excellent Stand-upper, thanks - laughed!

BSM n54iS · 04-12-2019, 04:14 PM

ehhhh he's not really considered good at stand up lol

yco · 04-18-2019, 06:57 AM

almost all airbag jokes on youtube made by russians.. such a nation..

King Rudi · 04-30-2019, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BdSM n54iS

ehhhh he's not really considered good at stand up lol

He isn't really considered good at hosting a fake news program about fake news either.

Captain Blood · 04-30-2019, 02:48 PM

Here's 2:
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05-02-2019, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yco

almost all airbag jokes on youtube made by russians.. such a nation..

That concerns all slavic countries I guess.
Anyway, this thread is gold.

TURBO8 · 05-28-2019, 06:38 PM

TURBO8 · 05-28-2019, 06:47 PM

Captain Blood · 05-28-2019, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TURBO8

[IMG]https://i2.wp.com/www.powerlinebcom/.../Obam-copy.jpg[/IMG]

Old! I've already done that one (7-14-18).....but with trump, obviously.

That actually works well with Obama too.

TURBO8 · 05-29-2019, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schwarzschild Radius

Old! I've already done that one (7-14-18).....but with trump, obviously.

That actually works well with Obama too.

Can you post the one with Trump in it, I'd like to see it.

Ivan Ivanov · 10-04-2019, 08:53 AM

Examination question on the rules of the road:

inscription "In what order vehicles should cross this crossroads?"

Ivan Ivanov · 01-16-2020, 03:08 AM

inscription "Who should give way?"

Ivan Ivanov · 02-07-2020, 12:27 PM

Stop killing viruses because of Chinese!

The Choosey begger · 02-07-2020, 01:00 PM

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frazervalley Second Lieutenant 124 Rep 217 Posts Drives: 2015 328i xdrive Join Date: Jun 2018 Location: British Columbia iTrader: (0)	Mr. Poutine, Canada has always said we have no nuclear weapons in Canada and this is true because we have already deployed them. There is no need for an expensive ballistic missile. We just push the little red button and Moscow goes boom! We have other coloured buttons for other places. This was all good till the last April Fools and someone switched all the coloured buttons around. Now we are not so sure which is which, but no matter. If by mistake we nuke Miralago, then the USA will nuke Moscow. What you think now Comrade Poutine? Where are your Soviet chuckles now? Last edited by frazervalley; 02-24-2019 at 01:24 AM.. Reason: Clarity
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