Freaken cops.

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn · 07-07-2009, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan0102

when i was in 8th grade i got busted for fruiting and the cop said my jeans made me look like a transexual then he asked me if i was gay and i told him the donut shop was on the other side of the street ha

wtf is fruiting?

guardianangel3290 · 07-07-2009, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

wtf is fruiting?

gayin' it up?

Comet · 07-07-2009, 03:14 AM

well, jealousy is a bitch to these cops...
your car is something they can never earn, what with stuffing their face with donuts.

radix · 07-07-2009, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ferrari355fi

wtf is fruiting?

I think he means throwing fruit at people.

MCMLXXXIX · 07-07-2009, 03:21 AM

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Originally Posted by radix

I think he means throwing fruit at people.

lmao

or according to urban dictionary, (cause we need to stay hip)...

"When at a house party, preferably a party at which some kids parents are out of town, the act of taking every fruit in the standard kitchen fruit basket, biting it and placing it back into the basket (bite side down)"

orrrrrrrr

"to fill any(or all) orifice(s) of the body with fruit (certain vegetables, such as celery, are also acceptable)."

oh God!

wtf was he doing

EDIT: ORRR it could be what my stupid friend does. throwing watermelons off rooftops into shopping carts

guardianangel3290 · 07-07-2009, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

lmao

or according to urban dictionary, (cause we need to stay hip)...

"When at a house party, preferably a party at which some kids parents are out of town, the act of taking every fruit in the standard kitchen fruit basket, biting it and placing it back into the basket (bite side down)"

orrrrrrrr

"to fill any(or all) orifice(s) of the body with fruit (certain vegetables, such as celery, are also acceptable)."

oh God!

wtf was he doing

EDIT: ORRR it could be what my stupid friend does. throwing watermelons off rooftops into shopping carts

ahahahaha

BOOST3D · 07-07-2009, 05:59 AM

some cops are cool and some are dickheads just like all people.....

grymattr · 07-07-2009, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lx4life

Its funny that you guys are only listening to only one side of the story. People that get caught doing something illegal end up getting mad at the cops for doing there job. Its not because you are asian and driving a bmw, its because you were speeding why you got pulled over. And for them to talk about you and your car he could of be just making conversation with the other officers and you over heard him. Its not like he said you are a piece of shit. Grow up people, cops are doing there jobs and without them you wouldn't be able to drive late at night in a nice car and not get car jacked or something worst. Stop bashing police officers for they have a job to do, which is too protect and serve.

Please STFU. Protect and serve? What country do you live in?

There are a few good officers out there, I'm sure of it. Problem being just like any demographic you can come up with - there are a significant number of asshats that ruin it for everyone. This is amplified by the fact that with the authority should come responsibility and for so many - it doesn't.

You cannot go a single day in this country (hell - just pick a state) without another news story about some officer abusing his/her power and wounding, maiming or killing a citizen for no reason.

Stop cop bashing? When we have reason to stop bashing them, we will. When they clean up their act and oust the bad cops, we will. When all the 300 pound, bartender beating, dirt bag cops are out of work and off the streets, we will. Until then, just STFU.

Scimitar335i · 07-07-2009, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Comet

well, jealousy is a bitch to these cops...
your car is something they can never earn, what with stuffing their face with donuts.

I'm a cop and I have a 335i

Heinzftw · 07-07-2009, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

I'm a cop and I have a 335i

SJPD? You guys are always lined up in front of La Vics at 2am when the bars close, D.I.Ping people

themonotron · 07-07-2009, 12:15 PM

There was a case a couple years back where a Irvine, California police officer ejaculated on a female stripper getting off from work during a traffic stop on the 133 towards Laguna Beach.

If you go to ocregister.com you might be able to look it up.

335_i · 07-07-2009, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by iAerodynamic

ugh. it's soo frustrating getting pulled over by the cops..

the other night i was pulled over aroudn 12AM. they called for backup like 3 cop cars. then they asked me if i drank i said no. and he made me step out of my car and body searched me without a soberity test.. clearly i didn't drink.. then the back up cop made me sit on the curb and started bashing my car saying how im a 20 yr old driving bmw. how there's curbage on the rims. i told him i curbed it while parallel parking. and he just said "you should stop parallel parking if you can't park." and saying my car is dirty.. totally irrelivant..

then at the end. they just have to make up a reason and give me a ticket for speeding..

this is ridiculous.. i mean im just some normal asian guy driving a bmw. i know they're doing their job and all. but man. they seriously have to not be such ass about it.

LOL..you got stopped DWA(Driving While Asian).....I get stopped all the time for DWA..they just stop you and look for something to write you a ticket for, when they know they don't have anything on you.....maybe because I live deep in the South and "they are trying to catch me ridin' dirty"

ragingclue · 07-07-2009, 12:38 PM

Yeah ever since Gran Torino, I poop my pants at the sight of lil Azn kids piled into Civics with fart cans.... You're lucky he didn't shoot you on sight.

335_i · 07-07-2009, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ragingclue

Yeah ever since Gran Torino, I poop my pants at the sight of lil Azn kids piled into Civics with fart cans.... You're lucky he didn't shoot you on sight.

by shoot..do you mean with an finger pointed at me..pretending it was a gun?

Bimmer Nerd · 07-07-2009, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by ra2fanatic

i wasn't pulled over per say. just made me roll down my window and yelled at me. i didn't pull pull out my military id or anything, so ur judgement is wrong for this incident. it was just pure luck this time around.

than thats my mistake, but by listening to the video it looked like he got you for 75 in 65 mph zone (not sure) ?? and then he somehow noticed that you were in the army and asked which one and then he let you go and told you to take it easy. well anyways that same cop tried to stop the SFV caravan when they started to take a piss on the freeway lol

Comet · 07-08-2009, 04:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Scimitar335i

I'm a cop and I have a 335i

the kind that find a spot and camp it all night waiting to gank people who are 5km/h over the speed limit?

Scimitar335i · 07-08-2009, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Comet

the kind that find a spot and camp it all night waiting to gank people who are 5km/h over the speed limit?

No, I'm the kind that stops anyone going 10mph over the posted speed limit on CITY streets

.

Scimitar335i · 07-08-2009, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Heinzftw

SJPD? You guys are always lined up in front of La Vics at 2am when the bars close, D.I.Ping people

-Theres no way in hell I would work for that crazy ass city. No matter how much they pay!!

drift90 · 07-08-2009, 10:05 AM

You guys have it easy.. here in Canada.. Brampton Ontario.. They have a shit load of new laws... 50 over the speed limit.. your car is gone, drivers licence GONE.. other day a buddy of mine got pulled over for having bright lights. ( law is your lights have to be with in 6km in beam) ... also got bagged for having his car too low making Unsafe for the road.. plates got pulled off.. and now he cant drive..
Another dude i know.. drive an e30.. also does track drifting.. got pulled over for "noise polution" from his exhaust.. when you have the friggin go cart civics zooming by.. =|?

Here the cops have WAY to much power and its strick for no reason.. if you have a bike.. or a car that looks race ready then you're fucked =|.. i have been to florida and driven like a mad ass and I never got booked by a speed trap.. if you got a click over the speed limit here.. your fucked !

Can't you enjoy your car by modding.. i mean getting your plates removed for having your car lowered is insanity..

SoCali E36 · 07-09-2009, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by asian010

atleast they didnt hit your car. a cop pulled me over for speeding, stood infront of it and did all these weird hand signs. then he hit my hood and told me to pull up e brake. im like wtf!?!?

LMFAO! WTF? hahhahaa

ken714 · 07-09-2009, 05:19 AM

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Originally Posted by themonotron

There was a case a couple years back where a Irvine, California police officer ejaculated on a female stripper getting off from work during a traffic stop on the 133 towards Laguna Beach.

If you go to ocregister.com you might be able to look it up.

what does that case have to do with what he delt with? did i read it wrong? i dont think he got ejaculated on

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drift90 1st gear newbie 31 Rep 130 Posts Drives: Its rather sexy Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Brampton iTrader: (0)	You guys have it easy.. here in Canada.. Brampton Ontario.. They have a shit load of new laws... 50 over the speed limit.. your car is gone, drivers licence GONE.. other day a buddy of mine got pulled over for having bright lights. ( law is your lights have to be with in 6km in beam) ... also got bagged for having his car too low making Unsafe for the road.. plates got pulled off.. and now he cant drive.. Another dude i know.. drive an e30.. also does track drifting.. got pulled over for "noise polution" from his exhaust.. when you have the friggin go cart civics zooming by.. =\|? Here the cops have WAY to much power and its strick for no reason.. if you have a bike.. or a car that looks race ready then you're fucked =\|.. i have been to florida and driven like a mad ass and I never got booked by a speed trap.. if you got a click over the speed limit here.. your fucked ! Can't you enjoy your car by modding.. i mean getting your plates removed for having your car lowered is insanity..
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