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      03-15-2010, 01:23 PM   #44683
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I think, yes I have tears coming down my face right now!
i just pee'd a lil....

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no one can bed a drunk aurora.. the smell scares skunks away
pffttttt put that bitch in front of me.... gimme noseplugs & goggles i don't give a phuckkkkkk she's wakin up with wonderin what the sticky shiet is
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my god.. im gonna need to wear electric underwear in vegas
U wear undies?
it is againest the law to wear undies in LV
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      03-15-2010, 01:24 PM   #44686
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I better watch out for Kevina! He may come and lick my cheeks!
ull like it hes really good trust me i survived the pit at AKM
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      03-15-2010, 01:24 PM   #44687
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my god.. im gonna need to wear electric underwear in vegas
... there's pee all over the floor!!!
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That little RUNT! I will pay someone to kick him square in the face!
do it yourself when you come out here....
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i just pee'd a lil....


pffttttt put that bitch in front of me.... gimme noseplugs & goggles i don't give a phuckkkkkk she's wakin up with wonderin what the sticky shiet is
thats dried up on her cheek!!!
This is the whole new side of Craig I have NEVER seen...
and ur VIETNAMESE!!!
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i just pee'd a lil....


pffttttt put that bitch in front of me.... gimme noseplugs & goggles i don't give a phuckkkkkk she's wakin up with wonderin what the sticky shiet is
thats dried up on her cheek!!!
CRAIG!!!!!! You have succeeded in making me lose all control of said bowels and I am gonna need a panty liner change momentarily! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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i have a new chick lined up this week for ONCE so you fucking shut it
when u hanging w her bro? this is ur boys ex right?
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This is the whole new side of Craig I have NEVER seen...
and ur VIETNAMESE!!!


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CRAIG!!!!!! You have succeeded in making me lose all control of said bowels and I am gonna need a panty liner change momentarily! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
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whats HIS name??
What ITS name?
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ull like it hes really good trust me i survived the pit at AKM
NICE!!!!!!! Lube or no?

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O OK! Make sure you read the instructions! You do not want to exceed the PSI's, she will pop!
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going to the city soon for my job bc she goes to school out there, she's meeting up wit me cuz her school isnt that far away from it



FUCK YOU!
what i say?
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NICE!!!!!!! Lube or no?



O OK! Make sure you read the instructions! You do not want to exceed the PSI's, she will pop!
nah just some spit i just made myself vomit
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      03-15-2010, 01:28 PM   #44703
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CONGRATS!! 6,000 MORE TO GO TO A GREAT NUMBER!!



hahahahahah ill video tape
DAMN PW's!!!
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lol my job just gave everyone free chex mix to "lighten the mood" around here
how about a bonus instead lol
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