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      12-17-2009, 11:13 AM   #46025
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What's the difference between Express and a Rooster? A rooster goes cock a doodle doo.. Express goes ANY COCK WILL DO!

DAMN! i even laughed at that.
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      12-17-2009, 11:16 AM   #46028
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What's the difference between Express and a Rooster? A rooster goes cock a doodle doo.. Express goes ANY COCK WILL DO!
OMFG, I think my blatter is gonna Burst! I cant take this shit!
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Did you guys hear OchoCinco wants to fight Merriman!
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i swear to god, i picture shane has the larger than life version of "laughing baby" sitting at his desk
I just choked on my Sea Salt and Malt Vinegar chips! and then my water came out in the form of pee!
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      12-17-2009, 11:20 AM   #46033
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it was when me and my friends were all filming out "Dumbass" DVDs

here's a sneak peak at one of them

[u2b]<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1xBCsBQUhE&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/P1xBCsBQUhE&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>[/u2b]

and yes, i did BASH my head pretty hard
that is an embarrassment
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sea salt and malt? jesus...
WTF is wrong with you? Sea Turtle Bite you in the ass?
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it was a sea horse.
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      12-17-2009, 11:22 AM   #46036
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it was a sea horse.
o-O! I see!
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Did you guys hear OchoCinco wants to fight Merriman!
ocho bicho will get worked
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      12-17-2009, 11:26 AM   #46039
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i have so many videos i can post on youtube, but ya...
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      12-17-2009, 11:26 AM   #46040
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Did you guys hear OchoCinco wants to fight Merriman!
whos that?
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that is an embarrassment
right? he posts his videos and doesnt understand he is making a fool of himself. i feel embarrassed for him
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Agreed!

hahahahahaha! you have to watch this! Jerry stars in it!

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right? he posts his videos and doesnt understand he is making a fool of himself. i feel embarrassed for him
haha!
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im sensing too much negative energy from you lately..
i will slap the midget out of you
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      12-17-2009, 11:32 AM   #46045
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nnonoonon.. u're supposed to go

much = many

you're officially labeled chat thread post maggot until you learn our ways.. I EXPECT IMPROVEMENT IN THE NEXT HOUR OR THERE WILL BE LASHINGS AND SHIN KICKS

sir yes sir.
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Agreed!

hahahahahaha! you have to watch this! Jerry stars in it!

i feel retarded for even watching that. all of you should be ashamed of yourselves. may God have mercy on your soul.
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