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      08-15-2007, 01:17 AM   #4599
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getting jiggy with it?

1st base = sex
2nd base = sex
3rd base =sex
home = sex

exactly. I dont get why there are 4 bases. Usually it's just base 1= sex.
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exactly. I dont get why there are 4 bases. Usually it's just base 1= sex.
1. seduce
2. foreplay
3. sex
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      08-15-2007, 01:21 AM   #4601
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who's the chick w/ the beats? haha

nvm, it's a guy. LOL

don't u just hate when that happens Ray?
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      08-15-2007, 01:26 AM   #4602
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go to the clinic, it's free. they'll hook you up. don't even need a sponsor ship. imagine seeing david walking around with pfizer stickers. walgreens also carries a few generic brands that are cheaper.


someone pshop 'em on to his car
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      08-15-2007, 01:27 AM   #4603
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who's the chick w/ the beats? haha

nvm, it's a guy. LOL

don't u just hate when that happens Ray?
That's what I'm sayin!
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      08-15-2007, 01:29 AM   #4604
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1. seduce
2. foreplay
3. sex
I guess this will have to do if the following line doesn't work:

"Yo, baby! Let me hit it!"
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      08-15-2007, 01:31 AM   #4605
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someone pshop 'em on to his car
That would be a good one! Viagramobile
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      08-15-2007, 01:33 AM   #4606
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i guess those 2 are workin the action in the car... doing the damn leather conditioning
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      08-15-2007, 01:50 AM   #4607
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I guess this will have to do if the following line doesn't work:

"Yo, baby! Let me hit it!"
Lol that line only works for OG's.

It's counterpart is prolly "I'm too tired babe...maybe tomorrow"
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      08-15-2007, 02:28 AM   #4608
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she's says tomorrow at 11:55pm....hahaha

I was dating this one girl that must've been hornier than any guy i know. She even has a tat right below her belly button that says "sex me out". And it's not even just one time a day. More like 3 or 4 times a day. I thought she was kidding, but after spending a few days with her, she was no joke. I needed ice, and needed it real bad!!
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goodnight norcal!

stupid ccsf starts tomorrow
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she's says tomorrow at 11:55pm....hahaha

I was dating this one girl that must've been hornier than any guy i know. She even has a tat right below her belly button that says "sex me out". And it's not even just one time a day. More like 3 or 4 times a day. I thought she was kidding, but after spending a few days with her, she was no joke. I needed ice, and needed it real bad!!
lol werd right, fock

mmm i need a girl like that in my life, but man, honestly if it were that much i'd rather wash the car lol. unless she's really freaky that'd just get old.
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      08-15-2007, 02:43 AM   #4611
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lol werd right, fock

mmm i need a girl like that in my life, but man, honestly if it were that much i'd rather wash the car lol. unless she's really freaky that'd just get old.
dude, it feels hella good to have my girl here with me in person. Ah...I love this feeling.
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I am being completely honest in saying this. MY GIRL is the HORNIEST motha fucka alive. I DO NOT want to go past 2 base, but she keeps insisting CONSTANTLY (EVERY 10 MINS)
first of all.. my babe is a total idiot because...
HE COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!!
when im not around he complains we dont have enough sex and im never horny anymore
but now that im here.. hes like..
"no no no sexy time"... GAY MOFOOO!!!!
i think he just likes to touch himself and i cant touch him
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dude, it feels hella good to have my girl here with me in person. Ah...I love this feeling.
i'm sure it does FEEL hella good! We don't need to know homie!
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lol werd right, fock

mmm i need a girl like that in my life, but man, honestly if it were that much i'd rather wash the car lol. unless she's really freaky that'd just get old.
I can introduce you. She's actually really really pretty, but she'd be robbin the craddle....oh wait a min..you're used to that tho!
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hey guys am i a bitch?
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      08-15-2007, 02:58 AM   #4616
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whats goin on here....
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      08-15-2007, 02:59 AM   #4617
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whats goin on here....
david is gay =] and eating popcorn like a fatty
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I can introduce you. She's actually really really pretty, but she'd be robbin the craddle....oh wait a min..you're used to that tho!
lol how old is she? i'm down w/ that haha w/e. got a pic? bring her to the next car meet.
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shragon this is random but i remember you from back in the days at DTMpower! haha. your main ride was that old school 5 series or 7 series at the time....forgot which one exactly...
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