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      12-18-2009, 03:25 PM   #46685
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here we go...
Going down the only road I've ever known!
Edit: Oh Damn! that may be the #1 ninja edit material out there
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explain!
you see when a loved one gives you a blow job while you are taking a nice dump, she is helping your anus relax and providing a great service, so she is doing her duty as a gf and blowing you, but also relaxing the anus to keep your poo at maximum efficiency
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explain!
you see when a loved one gives you a blow job while you are taking a nice dump, she is helping your anus relax and providing a great service, so she is doing her duty as a gf and blowing you, but also relaxing the anus to keep your poo at maximum efficiency
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BANG - A - DOUBLE POST!
BANG-A-LAG !
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      12-18-2009, 03:30 PM   #46689
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you see when a loved one gives you a blow job while you are taking a nice dump, she is helping your anus relax and providing a great service, so she is doing her duty as a gf and blowing you, but also relaxing the anus to keep your poo at maximum efficiency
I would ask if you were shitting me, but Somehow it doesnt seem relevant and I think I know the answer. I have less respect for myself having read that and even lost more sexual appetite thanks to Kevin and his inability to be, well, refined!
Thank you, may God have mercy on your soul! Yes Jerry I mocked you!
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      12-18-2009, 03:31 PM   #46690
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BANG - A - DOUBLE POST!
SHUT UP It was worth reading halfway thru it again before I realized it was a repost!
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      12-18-2009, 03:32 PM   #46691
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nice VW
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dead baby rabbits
get a chuckle outa that one Jer!
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LOL that's funny.
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      12-18-2009, 03:34 PM   #46694
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only someone from PA can appreciate something completely fucked up
If I am not mistaked, that heap of shit is from Jersey, so go find your homofied AVGW driver and rape his ass, leave mine alone!
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      12-18-2009, 03:37 PM   #46696
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but urs is so smooth.. its like the ass of a 7 year old girl
Shut up!

Kevin, you off making stickers again?
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      12-18-2009, 03:42 PM   #46697
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total ADD moment right there.. good job buddy
It may appear as tho I suffer from ADD,
But your the one still playing with MY BUDDY!

edit: after re-reading that, man that was terrible. I will not try again today as it is bound to end in disaster and I can not afford to have that happen to me.
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exactly!!!
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      12-18-2009, 03:46 PM   #46699
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oh shit jerry, i found a pic of the "headbutting in the balls" you were talking about.

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whats good hood?
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that didn't take long.. ur quick bro lol
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me either so lets hope it just blows over...
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just counting down til 4:30... not looking forward to the "s-word" this weekend
sex?
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ohhhh my...
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i wish maybe ill get lucky probably not lol



just park outside the closest junior high school with your 335 and a box of candy.
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that was the expression on my face when i first drove the 335.
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who's face, the kid or the horse?
LOL the kids. and now that you mentioned the horse. got me thinking.
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