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10-30-2021, 01:54 PM | #4709 | |
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56 here and about to pull the trigger on wife #4.
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I don't think wife #5 is born yet????
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10-30-2021, 04:46 PM | #4715 | |
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"ugh, they're going to ruin that baby. They spoil her too much" I said: "idk, they seem like they're just loving their baby" She said: "not Asian baby, they cute and you don't discipline they get away with everything and ruin their life"
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RCMP: Hi Jane. Do you know how fast you were going? Me on my bike: 230kph? RCMP: That's right. You know this stretch is marked 100? Me: I do. RCMP: Okay then. As long as you know. Attachment 2731774 Last edited by Lady Jane; 01-06-2022 at 06:31 PM.. |
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10-30-2021, 05:47 PM | #4717 | |
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10-31-2021, 03:14 PM | #4721 |
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I have nothing to add to this thread except I find it entertaining to call out a cop on speed trap... where he writes 40-50 tickets a day.
I was pulled over in my highly modified ram TRX which runs a 10.1-10.2 1/4 mile. He said I rolled the stop sign so I point to my screen and say "no officer my gyrometer records the prior data and see the dot is dead center, but u do like the speed trap you set up in your ghost lettered Camaro where you sit in the turning lanes with a fake left turn signal on to try and catch speeders then throw a u-turn into traffic to pull them over". He looks and ask me what I'm talking about with a smirk on his face, I response "I see you" and "I was the guy in the Dodge Demon you thought you were going to pull over and got on my tail but I was crystal clean". He looks at me and says "oh*laughs* I write just a few tickets in the morning, but I'll give you just a warning for the stop sign today". My casual response...... "couldn't they at least get you something faster than the SS Camaro". He replies "these are fast", my casual response..... "unless it says 200 on the dash it has no smoke to give". I then proceed to show him one of my older 211mph runs in another one of my cars are we had a good time. I love cops. They're just people too and when you show them you're not the average daily Jackass alls good! |
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So, in a similar vein to the tiered license discussion, thoughts on hyper-e-bikes that can do 60 mph?
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Years ago I had a Mustang GT 5-speed and just had a Saleen supercharger installed. Was on my way home and looked around, didn't see anybody so decided to test the supercharger. Guess I didn't look good enough because all of a sudden I heard a siren and saw the lights behind me.
I pulled over and the officer came to my window and asked if I knew why he pulled me over. I said yes and explained to him that I just had a supercharger installed and was checking it out. He said he appreciated my honesty and said he liked American muscle and if I'd mind opening the hood and showing him the supercharger. I didn't mind at all and we talked about cars for a few minutes and then he let me go with a warning. Nice guy. |
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I remember about 20 years ago when they came along with those gas powered scooters, the traffic guys were losing their minds because they had no insurance, licence plates etc. I always thought they were cool and wanted to get one. |
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It is featherweight (for an e-bike) - under 28lbs. Without throttle, it is like riding a regular 21 speed hybrid bike. 1000w motor in the rear hub (750w is legal limit in the US). The bag under the top bar is the 54.4a battery--and the only giveaway as to what it really is. So far no problems, but I was kicked off a dedicated bike lane with my old e-bike (which did look like an E-bike). Hence the stealth build.
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