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      03-18-2010, 10:54 AM   #47829
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beautiful fkin day and I am off work and away from E90post!
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fn firefox corrected that shit incorrectly
sure it did and your mother planned your pregnancy
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      03-18-2010, 10:55 AM   #47832
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you were the load your mom should of swallowed
you were a result of a drunken night a gangbang on your mother and a broken condom
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      03-18-2010, 10:56 AM   #47834
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      03-18-2010, 10:56 AM   #47835
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bout to head out to service...wheel and HPFP done..and u Craigy?



idc..i have wheel warranty....

ill hit u up later...I am out!
later bro.. hit me up if you still wanna meet up today... if not saturday?
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      03-18-2010, 10:56 AM   #47836
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U motherfuckers crack me up.
gonna miss readin this shit in 2weeks.
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      03-18-2010, 10:57 AM   #47837
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you were the sober result of your mom and Mr Ed.
the best part of you dripped off your mothers chin
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      03-18-2010, 10:57 AM   #47838
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watup bro.. im getting the fn stamford and norwalk chats.. those customers out since 3/14... nothing we can do either.. they're so fn nasty in chats
At least you're not on the phones.....
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U motherfuckers crack me up.
gonna miss readin this shit in 2weeks.
what did we say
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you were a result of a drunken night a gangbang on your mother and a broken condom
i was there! good times!
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the best is when the doctor smacked your mom when she gave birth to you
even better is when i smacked that bitch
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i was there! good times!
we were all there, jerrys mom was filled like a boston cream donut that night, no one knows for sure who his father is cuz no one gave out last names
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he said my mother, not my father
oops...my bad! different time then!
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he said my mother, not my father
you should have been delivered with a coat hanger
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      03-18-2010, 10:59 AM   #47846
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what did we say
i read this shit & crack up.
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i read this shit & crack up.
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all i do is promote the shop on here
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      03-18-2010, 11:04 AM   #47850
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i was sure that drunken beer comment would of gotten a laugh outa kevin. i suck
you need to keep those jokes short, it was too much to read to get to the punch line
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