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      06-23-2008, 09:54 PM   #49919
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She also.. get this..

"if you don't eat me out now, im gonna find someone else to do it".. she was mad horny and i was tired off my ass.. so i dumped her, left the house, then suffered from 50+ missed calls

dude I think im there, minus the 50 phone calls.

I come over friday, and expect to sleep in the air conditioning all night long...yet she tries to sleep on top of me and get me all hot and sweaty until we boink, then she leaves me alone
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      06-23-2008, 09:54 PM   #49922
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"if you don't eat me out now, im gonna find someone else to do it".. she was mad horny and i was tired off my ass.. so i dumped her, left the house, then suffered from 50+ missed calls
You don't hear guys complaining about gf's being TOO horny that often...
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      06-23-2008, 09:55 PM   #49923
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      06-23-2008, 09:55 PM   #49924
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You don't hear guys complaining about gf's being TOO horny that often...
not really TOO HORNY.. it's usually TOO BORING or TOO PREDICTABLE
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      06-23-2008, 09:56 PM   #49925
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i just want to sleep damn it!
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      06-23-2008, 09:56 PM   #49926
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omg, hahahahhaa, me with blonde hair when I was 16
link didn't work bro
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      06-23-2008, 09:57 PM   #49927
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You don't hear guys complaining about gf's being TOO horny that often...

Is it possible for the GF to be too horny.....
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      06-23-2008, 09:58 PM   #49929
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not really TOO HORNY.. it's usually TOO BORING or TOO PREDICTABLE
Good point.

Usually hear guys complaining about girls that "let believe but don't understand to give". Doesn't really work in English, but it is a common saying in Finland. "Antaa ymmärtää mutta ei ymmärrä antaa".
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ok.. its time to show.. THE MANY FACES OF JERRY! whos ready
ME! Although should go to bed already...
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ok.. its time to show.. THE MANY FACES OF JERRY! whos ready
This should be good....fire away
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Good point.

Usually hear guys complaining about girls that "let believe but don't understand to give". Doesn't really work in English, but it is a common saying in Finland. "Antaa ymmärtää mutta ei ymmärrä antaa".
i'm full of good points, u'll come to realize that
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      06-23-2008, 10:00 PM   #49933
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ME! Although should go to bed already...
No..you gota ask him when is picking up his car.....
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      06-23-2008, 10:01 PM   #49934
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pssstttt....
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