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      03-30-2010, 08:31 AM   #54605
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i love da angry pirate.
kick da bitch in da shin & have her hobble!!!!!!!!

chicken cutlet
while fuckin on da beach U pull out put Ur dick in da sand & reinsert.
i heard that called the dirty pelican
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um...well....yah....that was definitely the most disturbing thing I have ever heard in my life!
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      03-30-2010, 08:32 AM   #54607
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i love da angry pirate.
kick da bitch in da shin & have her hobble!!!!!!!!

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      03-30-2010, 08:33 AM   #54610
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my man would stick his dick in a hemonkey
drops tomato in hot tub finds it and eats it!
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      03-30-2010, 08:34 AM   #54611
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      03-30-2010, 08:34 AM   #54612
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fuckin doggy style U yell "whos da boss?"
she turns around & says U r
U then punch her in da face & scream "NO! TONY DANZA BITCH!"
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      03-30-2010, 08:35 AM   #54613
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tony danza
fuckin doggy style U yell "whos da boss?"
she turns around & says U r
U then punch her in da face & scream "NO! TONY DANZA BITCH!"
DUDE WTF hahahahahah where are you coming up with these from??

ps jerry i fell asleep before the tag team match started wtf happened? youtube video please?
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      03-30-2010, 08:35 AM   #54614
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cincinatti bowtie
reverse titty fuck so dat Ur balls r on her neck.
it looks like shes wearing a bowtie.
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      03-30-2010, 08:36 AM   #54615
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DUDE WTF hahahahahah where are you coming up with these from??

ps jerry i fell asleep before the tag team match started wtf happened? youtube video please?
i went to private school
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      03-30-2010, 08:38 AM   #54616
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      03-30-2010, 08:38 AM   #54617
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hit it up doggy style when about 2 nut pinch it off.
spit on her back & when she turns around blast off on her face.

david copperfield
again, doggy style.
pull out & have Ur friend slide in so that she thinks its U.
U then leave & waive 2her from her window.
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i went to private school
yea me 2............ hahah cleveland steamer
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yea me 2............ hahah cleveland steamer
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ASL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NICK!!!!!!!!!
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JERRY!!!!!!

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      03-30-2010, 08:41 AM   #54623
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NICK!!!!!!!!!

JERRY!!!!!!

whats up guys?
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here's the parts of raw
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      03-30-2010, 08:41 AM   #54625
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or glass bottom boat
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