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      06-13-2014, 12:47 PM   #551
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She'll be butt hurt over this! Lol
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Time to bring in that gardener for a threesome. Sorry about your fridge man.
I have to use this “hall pass” wisely. Do I drag it on for a couple months? Or do I go in for the kill in the bedroom Lol
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      06-13-2014, 12:52 PM   #552
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Time to bring in that gardener for a threesome. Sorry about your fridge man.
Ummm... you mean maid lol? The gardener is definitely a man.
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Ummm... you mean maid lol? The gardener is definitely a man.
As long as the balls don't touch...
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Ummm... you mean maid lol? The gardener is definitely a man.
different strokes for different folks
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      06-13-2014, 01:19 PM   #555
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I have to use this “hall pass” wisely. Do I drag it on for a couple months? Or do I go in for the kill in the bedroom Lol
This is the nurse right, I would have her cook dinner and clean the house in a hot nurse outfit!
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Crap like those are not tolerated inside my vehicles.

It is common sense. I even try to shake my dirt out of my shoes, when I try to enter into my friend's 1999 Honda Accord. It doesn't matter it is 458 Speciale, or 1999 Honda Accord. I gotta respect them for giving me a ride on their vehicle.


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When you have some FOB from China that wants to start a business here with MY help, but sit in MY car and violate rules #1, 3, 4, 5 and 9 in the grand total of TWO HOURS in my car... Yes, the post was edited to include Pekinese Opera, douchebag bottle toss and farting; I even straight up called him out on it when I hear a rumble and the worst fart I've ever smelled in a long time; a combination of burnt sulfur and the scent of something crawled up his ass, died and badly decomposed. Are all people from China THIS disrespectful of other people's property??
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Unfortunately, the answer to your question is yes. Had 1 douche put his shoe on the seat to tie it. Another time I went to pick up two friends (married couples) of my dad's to go visit him. They both went to sit in the back seat like I'm a freakin driver. I later found that they've placed some garbage (tissues etc) in the side compartments. Then there's the nose picker flicker, the BO, the light up a smoke and don't even attempt to open a window (I don't smoke in my car), and then there's that fucker that puts his feet everywhere. I have refrained from having mainland chinese as passengers and in general have also refrained from riding with them in any type of transportation. Call me racist.
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My refrigerator still looks like shit.
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The changing table I bought doesnt fit in my 335is because I cant lay the back seats down because I bought so much other baby stuff at the same time. I'll have to make two trips just to get every I bought for the nursery, home. Argh.
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The changing table I bought doesnt fit in my 335is because I cant lay the back seats down because I bought so much other baby stuff at the same time. I'll have to make two trips just to get every I bought for the nursery, home. Argh.
Time to trade up to a X5/X6...
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Spent the day training a new employee and didn't have a chance to work on my own responsibilities. Just got home from a 12 hour day!

And I get to do it all over again in the morning
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Spent the day training a new employee and didn't have a chance to work on my own responsibilities. Just got home from a 12 hour day!

And I get to do it all over again in the morning
Do your responsibilities include shopping for a new refrigerator? If not, there's another problem
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Do your responsibilities include shopping for a new refrigerator? If not, there's another problem
Lol, ended up buying a new door.
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Time to trade up to a X5/X6...
No joke for those who can have > 3 cars in their household, American SUVs simply make it irrelevant how much stuff you want to carry....kids, dogs, etc. x5 seriously lacks any value or looks. The new one might as well be a MDX lookalike. If you want a car that small why not get a Cayenne Turbo S. Fast, and still not able to carry anything
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Stupid VW CC left me stranded at work today. Battery just died out of nowhere. I noticed it hesitated a bit to start this morning but I figured maybe it's because it sat all weekend. Once I get out of work bitch wont start at all. Only 30k miles on it and apparently batteries are not covered under the CPO warranty. Now I get too look forward to dealing with this crap before going to work tomorrow.
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Spent the day training a new employee and didn't have a chance to work on my own responsibilities. Just got home from a 12 hour day!

And I get to do it all over again in the morning
See this thread. Alcohol doesn't solve anything, but neither does milk. Might as well drink.
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Lol, ended up buying a new door.
Does it have a sticker on it?
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Does it have a sticker on it?
Lol, we'll see. I just ordered it
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