[in5ane_3]

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

I lol'd.

[Crimson92]

Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by 2SwiFt29

i don't know.. but if you're a Lakers fan, you'll know that he's always there..

yeah the shorter guy with glasses. Shit you insulted my Lakers fanness . I am the 2nd biggest Lakers fan b/c we all know Jack is the 1st! That is IF YOU'RE A LAKERS FAN...

[E90SLAM]

ewww

[Crimson92]

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

[Crimson92]

harry??

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by in5ane_3

At least you've come to realize that it's time to move on. Better late than never my man.

Yeah, I'm pretty harsh on myself. But it's all mental punishment. It's not like I'm a cutter or anything. But it does push me to do better, unfortunately, it just makes me push myself in sports and not in academics. As well as push myself at work. So next semester FILM HERE I COME!

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Today, I was scolding my 8 year old son because he was getting bad grades in school. I told him that he should get straight A's like his friend Ceejay. He told me that comparing him to Ceejay was unfair and when I asked why he said, "Because his dad is actually smart." FML

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by rameal999

Yeah, I'm pretty harsh on myself. But it's all mental punishment. It's not like I'm a cutter or anything. But it does push me to do better, unfortunately, it just makes me push myself in sports and not in academics. As well as push myself at work. So next semester FILM HERE I COME!

You're a film student?

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

Originally Posted by Crimson92

harry??

Today, I was sitting at my college campus, there were good looking girls all around me and I was trying to catch their eye and smile, letting them know I'm available. A butterfly flew by me and I screamed. FML

[Crimson92]

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Today, I was at the mall blasting music, I was wearing a nice shirt and had my ipod in my breast pocket when I noticed a cute girl smiling at me so I smiled back and she started to walk over while turning down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

[in5ane_3]

Today, I was surprised to learn that I could carry on intelligent conversations about basketball with my guy friends. Then I realized it was because my boyfriend insists on watching ESPN while we have sex. FML

wtf Juan do you really do this?

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

Sorry to hear Juan. Sux balls to hear those kind of news.

[Crimson92]

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend and sent her an Edible Arrangement. When she called to tell me she had gotten it, she was more excited about the cute boy who delivered it than she was about the fruit bouquet. FML

[Aurora Bearialis]

Originally Posted by in5ane_3

You're a film student?

yeah, I've taken on 2 so far thinking I was gonna transfer to go somewhere else. So if anyone knows anyone in Film, I will do anything short of blow a dude to get into the business. Even if it was moving boxes at a studio or carrying equipment.

[Crimson92]

Originally Posted by in5ane_3

wtf Juan do you really do this?

dude....i dont watch espn

Originally Posted by MrChessy

Sorry to hear Juan. Sux balls to hear those kind of news.

lol its not me dude...its from a website

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by rameal999

yeah, I've taken on 2 so far thinking I was gonna transfer to go somewhere else. So if anyone knows anyone in Film, I will do anything short of blow a dude to get into the business. Even if it was moving boxes at a studio or carrying equipment.

[MrChessy]

Just had a brain fart.

[Crimson92]

hahahahaha

Today, I was walking around my house without a shirt on after my shower. I picked up my cat and walked around the corner... Just as my dad turned on the vacuum. Now I have 6 rather deep bloody holes in my shoulder and chest. FML

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

dude....i dont watch espn

lol its not me dude...its from a website

BE A MEN.

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by Crimson92

dude....i dont watch espn

lol its not me dude...its from a website

oh shit!hahaha. my bad, didn't read prior messages. Fack!