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      04-14-2010, 12:05 PM   #64615
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caption: " Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with ponytails. Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair? "
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my anus has begun to rip open.. there's a methane leak in my pants
You mean my shorts?
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caption "How is it that I’m counting 5 different articles of clothing, and yet NONE of them fit? 0 for 5! Really? You aren’t trying to get a hit off of C.C. Sabathia, you’re putting on clothes!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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      04-14-2010, 12:09 PM   #64620
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give me an A!!!!!
Give me an S!!!!!!!!!
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caption "How is it that I’m counting 5 different articles of clothing, and yet NONE of them fit? 0 for 5! Really? You aren’t trying to get a hit off of C.C. Sabathia, you’re putting on clothes!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Man this girl has more crack than Harlem!
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caption "Listen hunny, the “one size fits all” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy."
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nick?
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      04-14-2010, 12:11 PM   #64625
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Give me an S!!!!!!!!!
GIVE ME AN L!!!!!!

NOW WHATS THAT SPELL???
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      04-14-2010, 12:11 PM   #64626
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caption "Listen hunny, the “one size fits all” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy."
It looks like she has bigger tits on her back than on her chest!
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GIVE ME AN L!!!!!!

NOW WHATS THAT SPELL???
Motza ball???
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caption "Listen hunny, the “one size fits all” tag is lying to you, so I suggest we try things on before we buy."
DAMN! if you were to spin her head around it would make more sense! Bigger tits on back and bigger ass on crouch!
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      04-14-2010, 12:14 PM   #64629
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caption "Unless you ARE Bret Hart, you need to take those black and pink spandex pants off now or I will personally put you in the Sharpshooter."

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i just shit my left toe nail
hahahahahahahah the right one is next hahaha
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OMFG HAHAHAHAAHAHH



CAPTION "I know what a muffin top is, but i’ve never seen the muffin back. I think there needs to be a better word for it, so we’re open to suggestions."

OMFG HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAh
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LOMAAAAAOOO!!!!
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come to think of it.. i have no idea where the right one is located right now
bbbbbbbbbbbbbahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaahahahaha
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      04-14-2010, 12:18 PM   #64634
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CAPTION "I know what a muffin top is, but i’ve never seen the muffin back. I think there needs to be a better word for it, so we’re open to suggestions."

OMFG HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAh
She reminds me of Grimmace!
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omfg i was so thinkin of commenting on that but decided against it
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She reminds me of Grimmace!
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FUCKING



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BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH OMFG HAHAHAHAHA
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