How to have sex for hours?

richeerich03 · 04-03-2008, 11:40 AM

your girl really must want to get a uti.... hahaha..

ArmyBimmerDude · 04-03-2008, 11:41 AM

Think of Janet Reno.

Bobby_Light · 04-03-2008, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by grumpybear

hey, you're ok. It turns out your an average guy. Now you suck compare to those of us who can go for hours and really satisfy a woman, but at least you're average.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/perso...ef=mpstoryview

Heard about this on Howard Stern yesterday. Thanks for posting the link.

jjbirch · 04-03-2008, 11:47 AM

after you bust your nut and she wants more tell her to ride your gear stick in your car for a while and u can get some sleep lol

nusevad · 04-03-2008, 12:00 PM

Drink a fifth of vodka. That will keep you going for a few hours.

MTV · 04-03-2008, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by OverDrive

there is a condom brand called durex which really helps in maxing out your climax. A friend of mine used it and he had sex for 3 hours and the girl's vagina started bleeding...lol

OMG haha! Sigged.

Rips335iCoupe · 04-03-2008, 01:10 PM

This must be a 328i thing … don’t have to worry about this if you had a 335i. Just hop in the 335i, and drive around for a while … your testosterone levels will be off the charts! You are good to go for at least 10+ hours. (Scientific data have been collected to verify this finding)

MTV · 04-03-2008, 01:11 PM

Most hilarious thread I've ever read. It just gets better and better. haha

DM1 · 04-03-2008, 01:12 PM

We should have a DIY of this!

For me it depends,... if the girl is hot I just do it like crazy and do it like 4 - 5 times or even more,... Once I did like 11,... but I do know that I have some sort of extra hormones and stuff like that that help me, but,.. anyway,.. have some drinks and that can do it, I've never taken any special things,... it's all on the MIND,...

MTV · 04-03-2008, 01:17 PM

Boning session #1.... wait 30 minutes.... boning session #2..... wait some more....repeat till satisfied.

NoKids · 04-03-2008, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitz

dont forget

i just met her, it will be an awkward question: honey, can i take pictures?

my mission will be to make HER get the first orgasm. then maybe she will fall asleep.

well, wish me luck.

MTV · 04-03-2008, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by NoKids

i just met her, it will be an awkward question: honey, can i take pictures?

my mission will be to make HER get the first orgasm. then maybe she will fall asleep. i'm not big on sex, i'm big on getting blown while i watch the hockey game.

You just met her and she already wants 4 hours?

ironjw · 04-03-2008, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by MTV

You just met her and she already wants 4 hours?

lol must be a supa freak

UncleWede · 04-03-2008, 02:08 PM

Girls gotta have standards before she commits too much time on him.

flyer333 · 04-03-2008, 02:08 PM

good luck bro... 4 hrs..... damnnnnnn

!Xoible · 04-03-2008, 02:12 PM

yoga, tai chi, breathing exercises (like reverse breathing) helps a lot. exercising the muscles also do... wiki premature ejaculation. there's exercises in there

Josh49 · 04-03-2008, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ArmyBimmerDude

Think of Janet Reno.

Best answer so far!!

Funny story - In college senior year, there was one varsity hockey game that Janet Reno decided to attend. That year we also started a tradition of taking our shirts off the entire third period. It spread, and by that game pretty much the entire student sections would be topless (including the girls who wore sports bras, etc).. So for 20 minutes straight in between plays there was a unanimous "Janet Reno take your shirt off" chant from us..

Neema · 04-03-2008, 02:26 PM

simple, throw a beat or two earlier in the day to relieve your tension. Then just use changing positions as an excuse to postpone your nut.

Neema · 04-03-2008, 02:31 PM

I actually have a problem where I have to focus to bust a nut during sex. I can go for hours and hours because believe it or not, I get used to the feeling, though its still great. So since it begins to become redundant, though still feels great enough to keep an erection, I have to go into "time to bust a nut" mode and focus on it.

It drive me nuts sometimes because I tell myself "DUDE you have REAL ass, tits, pussy, moans & groans, hair pulling, dirty talking. . . everything in front of you right now and you cant bust?!?!?! But when your watching some porno it only take about a minute?! WTF man. . . get yourself together"

Funny part. . . . sometimes I have to think about some of the best pornos I've seen to help me bust. And this has nothing to with the girl, she's amazing and wild as f**k, and this problem of mine dates back about 3 years. But Im making it sound like its a real problem haha. . . its not that big a deal and I dont struggle to bust, just have to actually pick a time that I want to bust, and then do it. I guess this is a good thing actually, since the girl can keep going and going. But the shitty part is that the g/f gets sore after every 2-5 hour session we have. . . and then its game over for the night : (

out4scrilla · 04-03-2008, 02:32 PM

just jerk it like twice prior too it and wen u feel like your gonna bust just think about dead dogs or your grandma like they said in along came polly

out4scrilla · 04-03-2008, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Boost_Nation

I actually have a problem where I have to focus to bust a nut during sex. I can go for hours and hours because believe it or not, I get used to the feeling, though its still great. So since it begins to become redundant, though still feels great enough to keep an erection, I have to go into "time to bust a nut" mode and focus on it.

It drive me nuts sometimes because I tell myself "DUDE you have REAL ass, tits, pussy, moans & groans, hair pulling, dirty talking. . . everything in front of you right now and you cant bust?!?!?! But when your watching some porno it only take about a minute?! WTF man. . . get yourself together"

Funny part. . . . sometimes I have to think about some of the best pornos I've seen to help me bust. And this has nothing to with the girl, she's amazing and wild as f**k, and this problem of mine dates back about 3 years.

thats cuz your gay jk dude only messingg..

OC Guy · 04-03-2008, 02:37 PM

Hire Mantis, I heard he's looking for a job. Last time I saw him he was holding up a sign off the toll road off-ramp.

It read:
"PREGNANT? NO? NEED HELP?"

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Neema Major General 817 Rep 7,246 Posts Drives: a few BMWs Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: SoCal iTrader: (12)	I actually have a problem where I have to focus to bust a nut during sex. I can go for hours and hours because believe it or not, I get used to the feeling, though its still great. So since it begins to become redundant, though still feels great enough to keep an erection, I have to go into "time to bust a nut" mode and focus on it. It drive me nuts sometimes because I tell myself "DUDE you have REAL ass, tits, pussy, moans & groans, hair pulling, dirty talking. . . everything in front of you right now and you cant bust?!?!?! But when your watching some porno it only take about a minute?! WTF man. . . get yourself together" Funny part. . . . sometimes I have to think about some of the best pornos I've seen to help me bust. And this has nothing to with the girl, she's amazing and wild as f**k, and this problem of mine dates back about 3 years. But Im making it sound like its a real problem haha. . . its not that big a deal and I dont struggle to bust, just have to actually pick a time that I want to bust, and then do it. I guess this is a good thing actually, since the girl can keep going and going. But the shitty part is that the g/f gets sore after every 2-5 hour session we have. . . and then its game over for the night : ( __________________ LTMW Widebody+1M front bumper+Slek CF Lip\|M3 Hood\|StopTech BBK\|M-Sport Rear Bumper+DD CF Diffuser\|Custom Recaro Seats\|KW V2\|BavX LS3\|M3 Side Skirts+Custom CF Lip\|BBS CHR 19x10.5+BBS Lugs\|LCI Taillights\|RD Sport Anti-Sway Bars\|GIAC S2\|ER Intercooler+CF Shroud+Charge Pipe\|Tial BOV\|Injen Intake\|MS downpipes\|Custom Exhaust\|BMS Oil Catch Can\|M3 DCT wheel+TiD CF Paddles\|BMW CF Trunk Spoiler\|Aluminum Pedals
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