[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Sara504

that was the sickest ive ever been in my life....never eating steak again

u eat tube steak all the time liar

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

+1 this is true... google absinthe sugar spoon for those that think we are lying......



i bet you didnt hallucinate like ur supposed to

thats the whole point. Try it again Jerry since it seems like you've got plenty left. Get some today!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by thesalg

why didnt Jerry?

Alex and I were in the hallway waiting for jerry and I couldnt stand up anymore. i was too far gone at that point.. Alex dragged me I think

[Sara]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i had the 33 oz steak, 10 buffalo wings, and some bloomin onions.. u had a piece of steak no bigger than my balls and u got sick LOL

Dude you saw how ill I was.....that steak beat the fuck out of my insides....I was still a little ill when I got back to SLC.. I SLEPT the whole drive home

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Alex and I were in the hallway waiting for jerry and I couldnt stand up anymore. i was too far gone at that point.. Alex dragged me I think

yes you think thats what was happening

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i haven't opened the bottle yet LOL i do havea shit load of girls that want to drink it wit me.. should i warn em first? nahh!

I think he's got it!.......just use the sugar this time plz

[Sara]

Originally Posted by thesalg

yes you think thats what was happening

Jerry...how did you end up getting back to the room and what did we do once we got back. I cant remember

[Sara]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

mmmmmm this was mine!

Im going to throw up looking at that...WORST NIGHT ever.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

i got back to the room.. i ended up giving u a 2 minute lapdance at one point.. i dont forget things im not gonna say the rest haha

WHAT ELSE HAPPENED?!!!! I remember going downstairs to check on my car..but cant remember anything else

[Sara]

OMG JERRY!!! THE PILLOWs!!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

my lips are sealed

There's a first!

[Sal G@Camber-Toe]

Originally Posted by Sara504

OMG JERRY HUMPED THE PILLOWs!!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by thesalg

[Sara]

I remember Alex petting me

[LeMans335xiE90]

[Sara]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude!! that ninja edit is legit.. im not gonna lie...


sara goes "i wonder what it would be like to fuck jerry" so i demonstrated and started humping the shit out of the pillow like a horny jack rabbit

Dude that pillow looked like it just came out of WWIII

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

dude!! that ninja edit is legit.. im not gonna lie...


sara goes "i wonder what it would be like to fuck jerry" so i demonstrated and started humping the shit out of the pillow like a horny jack rabbit

So you scared the Phuck out of her is what you are trying to say! Jerry do you have any idea what it would be like for a young woman who is rooming wit two dudes who she has only E-met before this night to see a midget begin to hump a pillow like as said jackrabbit? Any clue? Well I can tell you, she wasnt sleeping wit both eyes shut!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by coldasicex5

this just might be the funniest thing sara has ever said its almost funnier than looking at her all sick and nasty

HEY! Dont pick on me when I was sick. My body just went through hell and back in a matter of 48 hours..

[LeMans335xiE90]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Dude that pillow looked like it just came out of WWIII

good job jerry so proud of you.... so how was the sex w him sara?

[Sara]

Originally Posted by LeMans335xiE90

good job jerry so proud of you.... so how was the sex w him sara?

We didnt do anything. I slept in another mans room.

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Dude that pillow looked like it just came out of WWIII

aaaaaaahhh and now you know why Jerry is single!

[SpmnE9zero]

Originally Posted by Sara504

We didnt do anything. I slept in another mans room.

the teenager!!!!!! OMG this shit just got really funny! Jerry you got tossed for a boy!?!?!?!?!?! I dont believe it!