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      04-29-2010, 12:44 PM   #70621
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so me and my ex melissa been flirting and confessing feelings for each other lately.. should be an interestin few weeks


DONT YOU HAVE GUARANTEED PUSSY COMING THIS WEEKEND???
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my firend ashley has a new 2010 acura TL-S and thinks shes gonna smoke me.. i told her maybe the loaner, but not my car.. and she legit wants to make a bet lol
thats like this kid from my work who has a stock civic

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LMFAO
im serious.......... either way ur gonna get something... no girl is gonna get eaten out (good) and not wanna fuck after... worst comes to worst you just get a bj
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      04-29-2010, 12:51 PM   #70625
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is it sad that as i was looking at bj, i saw JB3 in my head for a split second?
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      04-29-2010, 12:51 PM   #70627
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nick, ill be @ AK by 6:00.
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      04-29-2010, 12:53 PM   #70628
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what in god's name is this?
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nick, ill be @ AK by 6:00.
ok cool sounds good i will try to stick around til then
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      04-29-2010, 12:54 PM   #70629
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DONT YOU HAVE GUARANTEED PUSSY COMING THIS WEEKEND???
you have a sex change?
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love is in da pit
akm reunion?? u coming too?? is dat a fawkin hawk in da air
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you have a sex change?
excuse me??
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      04-29-2010, 12:57 PM   #70634
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akm reunion?? u coming too?? is dat a fawkin hawk in da air
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nope.. HAWK!!!
i was just staring out da window 10mins ago & i say 1.
i immediately pissed myself!
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excuse me??
Did I stutter Jaba da hut?
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ALPINE WHITE FAWKIN

IN DA AIR
FTMFW!
Did Martin say this?
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ALPINE WHITE FAWKIN

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FTMFW!
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i was just staring out da window 10mins ago & i say 1.
i immediately pissed myself!
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ALPINE WHITE FAWKIN

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FTMFW!


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Did I stutter Jaba da hut?
with your low level education probably

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Did Martin say this?
Auto did actually..........
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ALPINE WHITE FAWKIN

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FTMFW!
make this into a shirt for da next meet!
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lyrics from some song.... anything ironic here??

Gorilla goons with the tool down to act a fool
birds in the living room it's like atlanta zoo
Lions, tigers, minks crocs and gators for my shoes
monkey *****'s in my hood im living in the zoo
birds in the living room and the kitchen too
im a tiger in the bedroom ask your baby boo
I got lions, tigers, bears in my hood and closet too
But my gun can stop an elephant just like atlanta zoo (gucci)
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