[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Good guess.

Thank you!

[King Rudi]

MKSixer I believe she tagged me in the post as I requested the photo. What sort of sideways cock steppery am I witnessing here?

I kid, I kid. Do your thing sir.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

*snip*At this point, I just may need to meet someone in person rather than an app.

I thought you had a guy lined up already? What happened?

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I thought you had a guy lined up already? What happened?

+1

Also those profiles you posted look a bit um... rough.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Add some pointed ears and I could play Arwen Undómiel....

Or you could adorn a cute little green ballerina dress and play Tinkerbell. Either is a win.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'd also like to add, looking the way that you do; if you were to initiate a conversation with a man that you are attracted to....he would be completely blown away. Just a heads up. Men do not get approached by attractive women. When we do, it's a game changer. Men.....am I right?

100%, that's how I ended up dating my ex. She approached me.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

100%, that's how I ended up dating my ex. She approached me.

We need to start a new trend. If women made the effort for initial introductions, I feel the world would be a better place......or all out war, I haven't decided yet.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

We need to start a new trend. If women made the effort for initial introductions, I feel the world would be a better place......or all out war, I haven't decided yet.

Very true.

It did blow me away though. We met in college, I wasn't as outgoing then as I am now. We were chemistry lab partners. I thought she was hot but was still trying to figure out where my "in" was in the conversation without sounding like a creepy asshole. After class she just walked up and was like "here's my number, let's go out sometime".

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Very true.

It did blow me away though. We met in college, I wasn't as outgoing then as I am now. We were chemistry lab partners. I thought she was hot but was still trying to figure out where my "in" was in the conversation without sounding like a creepy asshole. After class she just walked up and was like "here's my number, let's go out sometime".

Who doesn't love assertive (but not overly aggressive) women?

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Who doesn't love assertive (but not overly aggressive) women?

Oh she was assertive alright. I do miss that.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I did. I’m a realist and have been thinking long term. I’m selfish and I’m also not selfish. I need civilization and I’m a very social person. He lives in a town with a population of 3,000. He’s very established there and his family lives there. His law office is there. I know long term I just can’t live in a city with no restaurants, only fast food options, no Target, etc., Where would I work? I looked up the median income,.... $28,000!! I can’t. I just can’t and I would never ask him to leave everything and move.

I cried, but better to realize this now.

Damn - I'm sorry. He sounded amazing, and I thought you'd be happy

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

MKSixer I believe she tagged me in the post as I requested the photo. What sort of sideways cock steppery am I witnessing here?

I kid, I kid. Do your thing sir.

I'm a little disappointed that you would ask this question. Sideways, cock steppery is the order of the day in this place. Sideways, cock steppery which is upside down and on fire is what's needed to develop a real name.

What is happening to you, Grasshopper?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I did. I’m a realist and have been thinking long term. I’m selfish and I’m also not selfish. I need civilization and I’m a very social person. He lives in a town with a population of 3,000. He’s very established there and his family lives there. His law office is there. I know long term I just can’t live in a city with no restaurants, only fast food options, no Target, etc., Where would I work? I looked up the median income,.... $28,000!! I can’t. I just can’t and I would never ask him to leave everything and move.

I cried, but better to realize this now.

You couldn't live in a small town to be happy with a man you care about? I'd live in a cardboard box if I was happy. The town I live in has a median income of $20k. Doesn't mean I make $20k or below. And if you're happy with the person you're with, what does the size of the town or the number of restaurants there have anything to do with it? You could start your own business, open a restaurant....open a Target.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I'm a little disappointed that you would ask this question. Sideways, cock steppery is the order of the day in this place. Sideways, cock steppery which is upside down and on fire is what's needed to develop a real name.

What is happening to you, Grasshopper?

This relationship business has my head all cloudy.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

This relationship business has my head all cloudy.

I fully understand. I have a thing or two going on now but I will disclose after I resolve things in full.

[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

You couldn't live in a small town to be happy with a man you care about? I'd live in a cardboard box if I was happy. The town I live in has a median income of $20k. Doesn't mean I make $20k or below. And if you're happy with the person you're with, what does the size of the town or the number of restaurants there have anything to do with it? You could start your own business, open a restaurant....open a Target.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Years ago I had fallen in love with a Victoria Secrets lingerie model. She told me I no longer had to work or worry about money. She was also a nymphomaniac and loved fast cars. Everything was great, I was ready to marry her. There was only one problem, the town she lived in didn't have a Salsaritas. It was hard, but I had to end things. Who was I fooling? I know I can't live in a town that doesn't have a Salsaritas.

I just can't do this anymore. I'm going to bed.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Years ago I had fallen in love with a Victoria Secrets lingerie model. She told me I no longer had to work or worry about money. She was also a nymphomaniac and loved fast cars. Everything was great, I was ready to marry her. There was only one problem, the town she lived in didn't have a Salsaritas. It was hard, but I had to end things. Who was I fooling? I know I can't live in a town that doesn't have a Salsaritas.

I just can't do this anymore. I'm going to bed.

You too?

The one I was with wanted to move to a town that didn't allow spicy food, cajun food or creole food.

Complete deal breaker!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You too?

The one I was with wanted to move to a town that didn't allow spicy food, cajun food or creole food.

Complete deal breaker!!

Victims of circumstance we are sir. Funny how we can be given everything we ask for and the smallest of things keep us from having what we want. Only if our priorities were not so shallow.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Victims of circumstance we are sir. Funny how we can be given everything we ask for and the smallest of things keep us from having what we want. Only if our priorities were not so shallow.

This far but no further!!

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

You couldn't live in a small town to be happy with a man you care about? I'd live in a cardboard box if I was happy. The town I live in has a median income of $20k. Doesn't mean I make $20k or below. And if you're happy with the person you're with, what does the size of the town or the number of restaurants there have anything to do with it? You could start your own business, open a restaurant....open a Target.

Living/working in a small town is pretty fucking boring. Unless your an outdoorsman and know like people. And you can't just open a restaurant or large store. They typically have A (one) (singular) Walmart as is and most restaurants fail. If your well off, you wouldn't risk a restaurant in a small town verse a city with larger population with bigger wallets.

Plus, the women in small towns usually don't have all their teeth. It makes for an interesting BJ but that's not true love. I'll never forget you Beatriz.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Living/working in a small town is pretty fucking boring. Unless your an outdoorsman and know like people. And you can't just open a restaurant or large store. They typically have A (one) (singular) Walmart as is and most restaurants fail. If your well off, you wouldn't risk a restaurant in a small town verse a city with larger population with bigger wallets.

Plus, the women in small towns usually don't have all their teeth. It makes for an interesting BJ but that's not true love. I'll never forget you Beatriz.

Dude, I live in a small ass town exactly like the one you speak of....and I am no outdoorsman. I stick out around here like the old man in a nursing home, trying to pretend like he doesn't have script for ED meds.

I was being an ass intentionally to make a point. I missed the mark.