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05-25-2020, 05:56 PM | #773 |
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Face timing with a few friends (we're not that old) playing Trivial Pursuit Tabletop Game tournament
To the point: majority of our chit chat was about medical procedures were waiting for post Covid, what meds work best and who is in more pain in the morning |
05-25-2020, 07:53 PM | #774 |
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I was talking to a few friends the other day. One said that he would be happy if he could take a good long piss every day. Another said he would be happy if he could take a good long shit every day. I said "Damn! Every day at 7:30 I take a good long piss, and every day at 8:30 I take a good long shit! If only I could get out of bed before 9".
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05-25-2020, 08:48 PM | #775 |
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Or Harrier jump jet
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05-25-2020, 09:03 PM | #776 |
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Saw one give a demo flight at an airshow at the Weymouth Naval Air Station in MA many years ago. That *that* qualifies me as an Old Fart. NAS Weymouth is now South Field, a huge residential/commercial development.
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05-26-2020, 12:56 PM | #778 |
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We realized we're old (pre covid) friends/family would come over for just coffee/pastries...
That's some senior citizen action right there. 2020: You coming over tonight? Ya, I just picked up the danish raspberry swirl from Spinilli's Bakery, K great! The girls will be happy. 1990/2000's: you coming over tonight? Ya I got the kush from Toronto and some grey goose, K great! The girls will be happy. Edit: nothing wrong with some party favours IMO, I'm just older now and do not partake anymore. |
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There's a cure for cooties???
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Skeeve (sp) shot when we were kids?
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The only know cure for the cooties which has been approved by the FDA.
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I'm old enough to remember a day when I could remember what I had done for my body to feel like it was hit by a truck.
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Don't we all have someone's younger daughter???
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When you have to take a picture of a label or other text so you can pinch zoom in to read it.
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