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      06-08-2010, 11:22 PM   #80477
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fagstick fagass ******


what was this???
f a g s oh duh it was the black man word
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herro? were you banned? am i still here? is this real? can i get one last OLAY!?
OLAY!!! bahahahah my bad the dog wanted to piss
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OLAY!!! bahahahah my bad the dog wanted to piss
hahahh tee hee hee alll good
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f a g s oh duh it was the black man word
grrrr fagola faggett bahahah
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grrrr fagola faggett bahahah
we should prob edit all this shit out. Its fuckin crazy though. unbelievable
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hmmm

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faggit

faget

faggi0t

faggort

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fayg0t

phaggot

phucking phaggot
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we should prob edit all this shit out. Its fuckin crazy though. unbelievable
nah im too lazy hahaha.... if they ban happens oh well... i might save 3/4ths of my pay instead of 1/4th
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hmmm

fgt

faggit

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faggort

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fayg0t

phaggot

phucking phaggot
it works!
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it works!
phag i think we found our answer
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nah im too lazy hahaha.... if they ban happens oh well... i might save 3/4ths of my pay instead of 1/4th
ha that is true. itll help our wallets for a lil
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hmmm found this on yahoo answers bahahah

Some different ways I've heard "to call someone gay" are rude but here they are: Fairy, ***, ******, Flamer, Flaming, Queer, Poop packer, Rump Ranger, Rainbow boy

I don't know which jokes you've heard that "are getting old" but here's a some I've heard...

A drunk walks out of a gay bar, stumbling aimlessly around the parking lot, fumbling with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat approaches & asks, 'Can I help you, sir?'
'Yesssh! replies the drunk, Shomebody stole my car!'.
The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
The drunk replies "It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!'.
Then the cop notices that the man's penis is exposed & he asks the drunk, 'Sir, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"
Looking down, the drunk replies "Oh Gawd! They stole my boyfriend too!"

A cowboy accidently walks into a gay bar & tells the bartender "I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bulls balls!" The man next to him immediately stands up & says "Moooooooooo!"

How do gay guys do a drive-by?
They throw skittles out the window and yell "Taste the rainbow, beeahtch!"

A gay couple taking an evening stroll through the park decided to take off their clothes & make love on the ground behind a bush. After a few minutes, the man behind say's " I wish I had some light, I cant see a thing". The man on his belly say's " So do I, ever since we started, you've been licking the grass!"

What does one *** say to another *** going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like shit!

Four **** are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One *** says, "Ok, who farted?"

How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!

What do you call a ship full of shit?
The navy!

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a ***?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this jizz?

What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-ass!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A "Lickalotapus"

What kind of dog would a lesbian never have?
A weiner dog!

Why'd the *** get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A Klondike

What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum.

What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!
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phag i think we found our answer
phag it is!! phagity phag phag
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hmmm found this on yahoo answers bahahah

Some different ways I've heard "to call someone gay" are rude but here they are: Fairy, ***, ******, Flamer, Flaming, Queer, Poop packer, Rump Ranger, Rainbow boy

I don't know which jokes you've heard that "are getting old" but here's a some I've heard...

A drunk walks out of a gay bar, stumbling aimlessly around the parking lot, fumbling with a key in his hand.
A cop on the beat approaches & asks, 'Can I help you, sir?'
'Yesssh! replies the drunk, Shomebody stole my car!'.
The cop asks, 'Where was your car the last time you saw it?'
The drunk replies "It wasssh at the end of thisssh key!'.
Then the cop notices that the man's penis is exposed & he asks the drunk, 'Sir, are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"
Looking down, the drunk replies "Oh Gawd! They stole my boyfriend too!"

A cowboy accidently walks into a gay bar & tells the bartender "I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a bulls balls!" The man next to him immediately stands up & says "Moooooooooo!"

How do gay guys do a drive-by?
They throw skittles out the window and yell "Taste the rainbow, beeahtch!"

A gay couple taking an evening stroll through the park decided to take off their clothes & make love on the ground behind a bush. After a few minutes, the man behind say's " I wish I had some light, I cant see a thing". The man on his belly say's " So do I, ever since we started, you've been licking the grass!"

What does one *** say to another *** going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your ****?

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar?
May I push your stool in?

What does AIDS stand for?
Anally Injected Death Sentence.

A lesbian goes into a brothel and asks for the prettiest, youngest girl availible. The owner replies, "Sorry, we don't sell minors to lickers"

How do you know if you're at a gay picnic?
The hotdogs taste like ****!

Four **** are sitting in a hot tub. They notice some sperm rising to the surface. One *** says, "Ok, who farted?"

How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool?
Turn it upside-down!

What do you call a ship full of ****?
The navy!

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?
Rolaids

What's the difference between a refridgerator and a ***?
The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!

What did one gay sperm say to the other?
How are we ever gonna find an egg in all this ****?

What do you call a mix between a Homo and a Dinosaur?
A Mega-sore-***!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A "Lickalotapus"

What kind of dog would a lesbian never have?
A weiner dog!

Why'd the *** get fired from the sperm bank?
They caught him drinking on the job

What do you call a lesbian eskimo?
A Klondike

What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum.

What did the gay fireman say on 9/11?
It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men!
omgomgomgomgomgom im cryin now. thats fuckin awesome
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omgomgomgomgomgom im cryin now. thats fuckin awesome
bahahahahahahahahahahahaha i am shitting all over the fucking place bahahahahah omg
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OMFG

Freckle Puncher

Freckle is Australian slang for anus. And ... well ... you can figure it out.

The term has also migrated to America, but seems to only be in general usage in Southern California.

This one is almost cute.

"Want to come into the bedroom with me, my adorable little freckle puncher?"
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OMFG

Freckle Puncher

Freckle is Australian slang for anus. And ... well ... you can figure it out.

The term has also migrated to America, but seems to only be in general usage in Southern California.

This one is almost cute.

"Want to come into the bedroom with me, my adorable little freckle puncher?"
Freckle Puncher??? new line!
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Freckle Puncher??? new line!
bahahahahaha never heard of it.. all i did was googled other ways to spell phag
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with all this talk of phags i would think you two ARE one...
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woo new tag!
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with all this talk of phags i would think you two ARE one...
how can two people be one????? i am so confused matt
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with all this talk of phags i would think you two ARE one...
nah, we just have mad

i cant believe this censoring though, whats up with that
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youreafrecklepuncher bahahahahahahaha
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