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      06-14-2010, 01:09 PM   #82347
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i had sex last night WITH A GIRL


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I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOMSMOSOMSOMSOMSOMSMOSMOS OM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG OGMOGMGOGMOGMOGM!!!!!!!! Sounds like something Marbles would say!!!! And THIS is why I love you Marbles!
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i dont like not knowing whats going on unless i was chloroformed at akm
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I just said we'd make it across. I didn't say anything about the wheels staying on.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOMSMOSOMSOMSOMSOMSMOSMOS OM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG OGMOGMGOGMOGMOGM!!!!!!!! Sounds like something Marbles would say!!!! And THIS is why I love you Marbles!
and we were having such a good day together wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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What you didn't hear the news? M3s are beating M5s on the track now!!
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and we were having such a good day together wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
you make me laugh, why are you upset about that! It is what we have, some relationships are based on sex, some on happiness, some on prverbiual nomilies that no one knows what the hell they are, and us well, we make each other smile with inadvertent tears of bisexual guilt and Lithuanian bodily fluid exchanges by the terraminute!
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Dear!!! You're boner!!!
THIS is the greatest thing I have ever heard!
You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.
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You know what your problem is? Your all brains... not enough cock and balls!
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you make me laugh, why are you upset about that! It is what we have, some relationships are based on sex, some on happiness, some on prverbiual nomilies that no one knows what the hell they are, and us well, we make each other smile with inadvertent tears of bisexual guilt and Lithuanian bodily fluid exchanges by the terraminute!
OMFG I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THIS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OMG OMG OMOGOMOGMOGMOMOMOGMMOGMOMGOMOMGOMOMGOMGMGMOGMOMGOG MOGMGOGMOGMO WHAT THE FUCK BAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I AM SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW WHILE TEARS ARE FLYING BAHAHAHAHAH MAK EIT STOP NOW
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OMFG I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THIS BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH OMG OMG OMOGOMOGMOGMOMOMOGMMOGMOMGOMOMGOMOMGOMGMGMOGMOMGOG MOGMGOGMOGMO WHAT THE FUCK BAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA I AM SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW WHILE TEARS ARE FLYING BAHAHAHAHAH MAK EIT STOP NOW
BWAP!!!!!I twisted that bitch so hard it almost broke me! jhahahahahahhaha jahamalique!
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People have been telling me that my whole life.
you didnt laugh at that twisted garble of guuuuu! I hate you!
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OUT GOES THE CHILLI DOGS!!!!
nooooooooooo, in goes the dog out goes da chili! I dont know, dont ask! Phucken stupid!
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You're a towel.
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BWAP!!!!!I twisted that bitch so hard it almost broke me! jhahahahahahhaha jahamalique!


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nooooooooooo, in goes the dog out goes da chili! I dont know, dont ask! Phucken stupid!
YOU SAID IT NOT ME !!!!
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nope gonna stop right there, I am having a wonderful day wit my boy! and would be mad at me if I went and blew a kazoo up his ass like that!
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YOU SAID IT NOT ME !!!!
thats not fair, Jerry appeared under my desk and scared the shit outa me!
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i smelt pineapples down there
That was not my fault!






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nope gonna stop right there, I am having a wonderful day wit my boy! and would be mad at me if I went and blew a kazoo up his ass like that!
hahahahah
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thats not fair, Jerry appeared under my desk and scared the shit outa me!
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That was not my fault!






OMFG WHAT THE HELL
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OMFG WHAT THE HELL
how u do dat?
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how u do dat?
whatd i do??? lol
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