[E90SLAM]

Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

[Yoshii]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

thanks for the typo. The next time you do that, you will die!!!!!! im just kiddin shazh..

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by armenh

orly?

inch bessis?

[Yoshii]

Originally Posted by Sara504

If any of you were at MFest, thats the reason I looked like shit the next day at the Car show. I had a really rough night.

that is not good...dont trust guys to take you back to your room anymore

[Sara]

Originally Posted by !Xoible

Sara... stop being a blonde! i hope you learned something out of the experience

I learned never go anywhere without my cell phone and carry a glock.

[Yoshii]

Originally Posted by jBryan

aced the spanish2 final. have an appointment at the DMV @ 3PM, so i'll leave around 2:15ish.

sweet kid...

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by !Xoible

sup

Look who's back from the dead. Where you been ese?

[armenh]

Originally Posted by jBryan

aced the spanish2 final. have an appointment at the DMV @ 3PM, so i'll leave around 2:15ish.

gl G!

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by Sara504

I learned never go anywhere without my cell phone and carry a glock.

that or just don't go anywhere with just strangers....

[armenh]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

inch bessis?

nice try at armenian boy! lol

[MrChessy]

Congrats JB.

[Yoshii]

good luck with your DMV test kid...

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

that or just don't go anywhere with just strangers....

This man speaks the truth. I've lived on this earth for a while now and never thought I needed a glock. They're sure as hell fun though, fantastic quality hand guns.

[Yoshii]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

inch bessis?

...

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by armenh

nice try at armenian boy! lol

Hahaha. Dude, I can't write armenian in English, I can only pronounce it out loud. Siet tier!!!

[Sara]

Ok I need to put my boots on. Riding lesson, thanks for helping me kill time guys.

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by in5ane_3

This man speaks the truth. I've lived on this earth for a while now and never thought I needed a glock. They're sure as hell fun though, fantastic quality hand guns.

i wanna go to firing range....

[armenh]

Originally Posted by MrChessy

Hahaha. Dude, I can't write armenian in English, I can only pronounce it out loud. Siet tier!!!

u mean siktir??

[E90SLAM]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ok I need to put my boots on. Riding lesson, thanks for helping me kill time guys.

have a nice day

[in5ane_3]

Originally Posted by E90SLAM

i wanna go to firing range....

You want to go one day? I'll teach you what's up

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by armenh

u mean siktir??

Bingo! I've lost all knowledge now. Don't have any Armenian friends now since I moved out here.

[MrChessy]

Originally Posted by Sara504

Ok I need to put my boots on. Riding lesson, thanks for helping me kill time guys.

Ta ta