[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sara

No, I haven’t. I am calm!

Telling a woman to calm down is like trying to baptize a cat....

[ramman434]

Originally Posted by JP10

That statement is an absolute fact. If I'm ever deep in a fight with the future wife, I tell her to calm down, understanding the amount of backlash coming, usually just to get a rise out of her because I'm evil lmao. Usually that whole event backfires and I end up apologizing, but in the moment it feels so right.

I do this too, however, I tell the wife to "chill".

She acts like it's the most offensive word possible. I guess they didn't use the term in S. FL where she grew up, but it was all over TN. I can even say it when we're not arguing, and she'll still get upset. Absolutely ridiculous lol

[nyalpine90]

just say yes to your wife and you will have a happy life

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by ramman434

I do this too, however, I tell the wife to "chill".

She acts like it's the most offensive word possible. I guess they didn't use the term in S. FL where she grew up, but it was all over TN. I can even say it when we're not arguing, and she'll still get upset. Absolutely ridiculous lol

'netflix & chill' must be awkward for her

[JP10]

Originally Posted by ramman434

I do this too, however, I tell the wife to "chill".

She acts like it's the most offensive word possible. I guess they didn't use the term in S. FL where she grew up, but it was all over TN. I can even say it when we're not arguing, and she'll still get upset. Absolutely ridiculous lol

I feel that to my core. Basically any word synonymous to chill/calm down will set her off haha. She is not a fan, but I still tend to push my luck and grind her gears.

[UncleWede]

"Yes, dear"

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by Lady Jane

Reading through this thread makes me happy as well. I'm single and not part of the dating scene. he he he...

Single and not dating is fantastic. Can quite literally do anything at any time, without consulting an other. Plus there is a lot more money in the bank for toys and trips!

[Tommy-G]

Originally Posted by JP10

I feel that to my core. Basically any word synonymous to chill/calm down will set her off haha. She is not a fan, but I still tend to push my luck and grind her gears.

Wait until you guys get older and she witholds the SEX....you learn the perfect unnunciation of "Yes dear" reallllllll fast

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Single and not dating is fantastic. Can quite literally do anything at any time, without consulting an other. Plus there is a lot more money in the bank for hookers and cocaine!

FTFY

Originally Posted by TommyG-inFlaNow

Wait until you guys get older and she witholds the SEX....you learn the perfect unnunciation of "Yes dear" reallllllll fast

Been here. Second wife. I'm extremely lucky in this aspect these days. If the girlfriend and I are in a disagreement, if it isn't resolve quickly, then she isn't getting sex either. Our disagreements typically don't last very long. We are both whipped.

[JP10]

Originally Posted by TommyG-inFlaNow

Wait until you guys get older and she witholds the SEX....you learn the perfect unnunciation of "Yes dear" reallllllll fast

Haha hopefully we never run into that. After 9years, neither of us have used sex as a weapon. Doubt it would have much weight anyways - don't get me wrong we are a 1-2x a week couple. But that number can go up drastically or dry out for 2 weeks without either of us noticing. We just go with the flow - hakuna matata

[ramman434]

Originally Posted by Tambohamilton

'netflix & chill' must be awkward for her

You have no idea!

[Sara]

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[cmyx6go]

Originally Posted by Sara

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Sara, I know you’re blonde but ummmmm. The guys were looking for you to model said jacket. Lol.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by cmyx6go

Sara, I know you’re blonde but ummmmm. The guys were looking for you to model said jacket. Lol.

Changed my mind. Don’t feel pretty today. Too tired. It’s already in the washer

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by Sara

Changed my mind. Don’t feel pretty today. Too tired. It’s already in the washer

I was going to suggest dry cleaning, sanitizing, etc.....

[andrewmr]

Wife and I went for a walk yesterday. She started out with a jacket and by the time we got to the end of the drive way she said it was too warm.

She took her jacket off and was gonna carry it, and I just put it in the mailbox.

Her response was.... Sara better not get it....

[Buug959]

Originally Posted by andrewmr

Wife and I went for a walk yesterday. She started out with a jacket and by the time we got to the end of the drive way she said it was too warm.

She took her jacket off and was gonna carry it, and I just put it in the mailbox.

Her response was.... Sara better not get it....

^

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sara

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I'd have just bought another jacket.

I'm kidding. Surely you didn't expect me to say something cheerful right off.

Joking aside, glad you got it back.

Originally Posted by andrewmr

Wife and I went for a walk yesterday. She started out with a jacket and by the time we got to the end of the drive way she said it was too warm.

She took her jacket off and was gonna carry it, and I just put it in the mailbox.

Her response was.... Sara better not get it....

I mentioned all of this to the girlfriend too. We decided that Sara is a Soviet spy and there was microfilm hidden in the jacket somewhere.....and all this took place in the age where spies had microfilm....I dunno 60's, 70's 80's? It's early and the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.

[Sara]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

I'd have just bought another jacket.

I'm kidding. Surely you didn't expect me to say something cheerful right off.

Joking aside, glad you got it back.





I mentioned all of this to the girlfriend too. We decided that Sara is a Soviet spy and there was microfilm hidden in the jacket somewhere.....and all this took place in the age where spies had microfilm....I dunno 60's, 70's 80's? It's early and the caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.

I did buy another jacket, as similar as I could find online in the event I wasn't able to get this one back. Will be shipping it back when it arrives, or I just might keep it if it's cute enough.

Happy my jacket is hanging up in my coat closet where it belongs. This message will self destruct.

[Sara]

Hair salon time. Date night. Though we’re having severe weather today. We’ll see.

[M5Rick]

Originally Posted by Sara

Hair salon time. Date night. Though we’re having severe weather today. We’ll see.

GL tonight,weather permitting of course.

[Tambohamilton]

Originally Posted by Sara

Hair salon time. Date night. Though we’re having severe weather today. We’ll see.

Oh, nice jacket