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      07-05-2010, 09:00 AM   #86219
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she was bragging about the new guy being a cop and making money so i hit her back.. in a few months when the story is done, i'll be laughing at the money cops make.. (which is true)

then she goes "u'll prolly spend it on ur car.. all u care about is ur car. whenever u go somewhree, u drive like an asshole and almost kill someone, ur gonna end up dead one day with that car"

hearing that shit PISSED me off.. had i told aurora she said that, aurora would of went right after her
bring her for a nice little ride in your trunk jerry, that always loosens them up
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i will , im getting the OSS put in soon maybe this week or weekend. still didnt PM kev back
DAMN! but you dont have 335 yet

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she was bragging about the new guy being a cop and making money so i hit her back.. in a few months when the story is done, i'll be laughing at the money cops make.. (which is true)

then she goes "u'll prolly spend it on ur car.. all u care about is ur car. whenever u go somewhree, u drive like an asshole and almost kill someone, ur gonna end up dead one day with that car"

hearing that shit PISSED me off.. had i told aurora she said that, aurora would of went right after her
i wouldve been like at least i show that i care about something... seriously i probably wouldve just slapped the bitch

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Sup Jerry! Whoever u talkin about u should hit her in the face with a bar of soap inside of a sock!
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DAMN! but you dont have 335 yet



i wouldve been like at least i show that i care about something... seriously i probably wouldve just slapped the bitch



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i know nick idk what to do!! ive been thinking lately to get a 335i then just get like a old xi for winter
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Sup Jerry! Whoever u talkin about u should hit her in the face with a bar of soap inside of a sock!
YES! no bruising!
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nick, remember that girl that came wot BH wit her bf.. they broke up an dnow im getting messages from her on my fb "looking good jerry.. when am i coming to ur bmw meets"..

oh god..
english please??

who are you talking about??
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Yea I'm at work too Nick, mad D.E.A.D...
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i know nick idk what to do!! ive been thinking lately to get a 335i then just get like a old xi for winter
have you found a 335i?? old xi = 04 and up = not cheap

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my dumbass needs to delete her number, aim, and FB.. the fact that she ended a year rleationship before me.. then i come into picture right away, that ends, then she finds someone new.. all within a month just pisses me off
do it bro! NOW!!!

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YES! no bruising!
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that sounds like a delicious idea
that sounds like a soapy idea
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Yea I'm at work too Nick, mad D.E.A.D...


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testosterone levels are up again!
bahahah what a fucking loser!

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that girl.. the same one that "farts"
the hot chick that rips ass all the time do they smell????
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1) what did i lose besides my mind?
2) you know i never noticed if they smelt or not, next time i hang wit her, ill just ask for her to fart in my face, ok nick?
1) stfu
2) i never said to have her fart in ur face but u said she was ripping ass all day when you hung out with them... usually they smell or dont smell.... i know your used to it smelling like crap when aurora is around
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A chic that farts is perfect for u Jerry, she can be your personal B.O.V everywhere u guys go!
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A chic that farts is perfect for u Jerry, she can be your personal B.O.V everywhere u guys go!
BANG!!!

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speaking of which, last few times she hasn't smelt bad.. then she called me up the other day crying "i cant lose you" bc she thought i was ignoring her, then asked to spend a few days by me bc of shit going on wit her mom. so i told her fine, as long as she cooks LOL
MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!
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Hopefully she'll sound like the HKS BOV, which would mean she has a tight butthole..
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damnnn i wanted two bimmers!!
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i am urinating out of ears in an unexplainable manner
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Hopefully she'll sound like the HKS BOV, which would mean she has a tight butthole..
DAMN!!!

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she might fall apart then.. at dave's bbq, we had to stop on the way bc this dude's HKS clamp kept popping off the throttle.. i had to use my little hands to put it back on. LOL!
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"here, let me use my strong hand..." (from Scary Movie)
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