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Speaking of pedantic, shouldn't this sign read "on this side of the fence" instead?

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I’m good for five or six…
Lightweight. I'm not disclosing my number, not sure if I should be proud or ashamed. Does it count if some of them were job related?

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Does it count if they were job related?
As long as it's not masturbation.
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Speaking of getting it wrong...
I dunno about that, I kind of like the idea. Might be a better deterrent.

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Does it count if they were job related?
As long as it's not masturbation.
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Speaking of getting it wrong...
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As long as it's not masturbation.
Job-related masturbation. It puts the question "What time to you get off?" into a whole new perspective.
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Speaking of pedantic, shouldn't this sign read "on this side of the fence" instead?

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Excellent point.

As long as we are being pedantic, lions ass should be lion's ass. Also, there should be a period at the end of the warning.

In addition, the language on the sign is not clear who is wearing the pork chop panties in this scenario. Is it the trespasser or the lion. And finally, the notice is not polite.

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I did that today with an Amazon truck. He did.
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I did that today with a Amazon truck. He did.
Those guys can be downright dangerous but they’ve got ridiculous deadlines to meet. I don’t envy them.
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Those guys can be downright dangerous but they’ve got ridiculous deadlines to meet. I don’t envy them.
Amen. I tried, several times, to have stuff delivered on my "Amazon Day" because I'm getting annoyed by all of their trucks parking in the middle of the road and want to reduce their number. Here's what happened, every time: the stuff all came on the specified day -- at different times, in different trucks. I am not making this up.

My current tactic is to find stuff locally, then plan out a fun route to go and get it all. I originally came up with the general plan during COVID when I was shopping for my parents with their oh-so specific list of what to buy and where to buy it; it wasn't until I showed them a few pictures of completely empty aisles in WalMart that they started to get the idea. But I made the best of it, and now I make a bit of a game of it. I find stuff, then I go and get it, on fun roads, in a fun car.
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I saw the future and it doesn't look good.


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