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      12-04-2017, 07:56 PM   #67
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Then drug your own drink how can she violate you passed out
Good idea! Actually, I've had a lot of them take advantage...but I liked it. Does that count?
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You could have a date with me--I'll harass you, grab, drug your drink and let you have your way with me as long as you keep the bag on your head.
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The saying, “Never say never”?
I always said I’d never ever have a fake tree.
Well, got married, moved, and now have a fake tree!! 😳
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Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well.
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Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well.
Waiting for the pics of the bourbon bar.
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Waiting for the pics of the bourbon bar.
Unfortunately I don't have any pictures of that. Used the bottom 1/3rd of a Jack Daniels barrel, put the Bourbon bottles and glasses in it, and had it in the bed of a John Deere Gator.
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Calvin and Hobbs stopped by our house the other night
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Calvin and Hobbs stopped by our house the other night
Looks like Frosty is getting a birthday gift.
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Not actually a tree, but a Christmas Wreath. Decorated a 4 ft wreath with our sons old Hot Wheels and Match Box cars, and hung it on the front of the garage. Did it for a Christmas tour of homes in our neighborhood. Our "theme" was the newly added garage. Put my utility trailer in the garage, put carpet on the floor, decorated it with lights, put patio tables and chairs in it, and set up a cigar and bourbon bar. Went over pretty well.
I really like the wreath that is a cool idea.
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Looks like Frosty is getting a birthday gift.
That's about his neck. "Birthday" is still behind, stuck in the ground.
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So it's a vampire snowman
Crying over loss of her husband while hugging him


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Calvin and Hobbs stopped by our house the other night
The wind was so crazy. I thought Christmas lights were going to fly out and decorate my next door neighbor's house.
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The wind was so crazy. I thought Christmas lights were going to fly out and decorate my next door neighbor's house.
The flag pole at the school across the street from work, the lanyard broke and the flags were dragging in the street Monday night. School has been closed all week so the flags are in my office, waiting for a new home.
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The wind was so crazy. I thought Christmas lights were going to fly out and decorate my next door neighbor's house.
The neighbors would certainly have thought you were really into the Christmas cheer mode. Damned wind ruined the spirit of giving.
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The neighbors would certainly have thought you were really into the Christmas cheer mode. Damned wind ruined the spirit of giving.
I am not the Scrooge after all
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Picked up this tree yesterday--all by myself. One of the reasons why I keep my old Nissan pathfinder...no way I would haul a tree on the roof of my BMW. Will post a pic when it's decorated in a few days most likely.
It's an 8' Nordmann Fir.

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Well, clean up should be a breeze this year!
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Reminds me of a pure Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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