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01-31-2020, 08:07 AM | #67 | |
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Yes. This is rather conservative. I've had all manner of stuff sent to me. If I put some of it up I'd be banned.
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Let's not even bring up the videos. I have videos that I could charge money to see. Unreal.
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I smiled at cmyx6go 's response. OK, there was a giggle in there somewhere too.
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01-31-2020, 10:51 AM | #73 | |
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I let all my friends see them....but never showed their face of course. Everything was deleted and my number changed when me and my current spouse started seeing each other exclusively.
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01-31-2020, 11:25 AM | #75 | |
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I can sorta relate, having accidentally dropped by Brownie Hawkeye 610 into the Niagara River as a youth.....
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Going through an old hard-drive, came upon a folder that I had named incorrectly, just to hide the nude pix of ex-girlfriends inside. Just damn.
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You must destroy ALL old hard drives!!!!!
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After looking at select photos, of course!!
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You know, thinking about it, I should post a bunch of them here, just with black-out's over the good bits hahaha. Maybe some of them own a BMW and are reading this thread??? Unlikely
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I don't have any saucy photos of exes, or anyone else for that matter. I do have compromising photos of several Fortune 100 execs, however. Having a photo of a CEO in a hot tub with a bunch of Cub Scouts makes consulting contract negotiations a breeze, I've found. Not many objections to my exorbitant rates, either, for some reason.
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Wasn't it Teddy Roosevelt who said "speak softly and carry a 256GB USB stick"?
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One of the all-time classic jokes.
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Damn.....foiled again by work. I'm going to plead the fifth on the rest of this conversation. I will not confirm or deny that I may gigs of data that most men would pay for.
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