[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by JayKay335i

It means I typed an entire paragraph of shittalk only to see you barely speak English so out of the goodness of my heard I ninja edited it to just be a random expletive.

Out of the goodness of your hearing?

Originally Posted by iBoost

this thread is funny.

Right? I read the whole fucking thing

[escobar929]

maybe im old school but what happened to a good ole punch in the mouth

[Diokaef]

Originally Posted by escobar929

maybe im old school but what happened to a good ole punch in the mouth

He is a minor

[escobar929]

Originally Posted by Diokaef

He is a minor

oh gotcha, put a viagra in his food before he goes to school. he should have an interesting day to say the least

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by escobar929

oh gotcha, put a viagra in his food before he goes to school. he should have an interesting day to say the least

OMG. That would be so uncomfortable. He'd have to wear a trash bag.

[CollinsE90]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

OMG. That would be so uncomfortable. He'd have to wear a trash bag.

or just baggy pants, depending on their ethnicity

[Verbiage]

Can you imagine having no choice but to walk around with a boner all day? There is NO way to hide that. Sometimes, I try to force it down to lay parallel to my leg.

[escobar929]

Originally Posted by Bavarian III

Can you imagine having no choice but to walk around with a boner all day? There is NO way to hide that. Sometimes, I try to force it down to lay parallel to my leg.

thats never worked for me. i have to pull it up so your boxers waist band holds it up agaisnt your stomach

[BTM]

Originally Posted by escobar929

thats never worked for me. i have to pull it up so your boxers waist band holds it up agaisnt your stomach

X2 my boners are too powerful for leg parallel...always try and stick straight out

[Verbiage]

Originally Posted by escobar929

thats never worked for me. i have to pull it up so your boxers waist band holds it up agaisnt your stomach

LOL that's happened accidentally before. I can no longer point it downward. Too much pain.

Originally Posted by BTM

X2 my boners are too powerful for leg parallel...always try and stick straight out

Straight out? So you open your zipper and just display?

[CollinsE90]

See what happens when I don't participate in a thread, its derails to talking about boners

[Peanuto]

Originally Posted by escobar929

oh gotcha, put a viagra in his food before he goes to school. he should have an interesting day to say the least

Had a buddy in high school. Kid had the biggest fucking cock I have seen to this day. It was like an elephant's trunk. Anyway, before senior prom we crush 2 viagra and put them in his beer. Needless to say he was more than a bit uncomfortable the rest of the evening, decided to just walk around boner out, not even caring at the after party. Needless to say we ended up doing him a favor as the hottest chick there went right for the sausage.

[escobar929]

Originally Posted by Peanuto

Had a buddy in high school. Kid had the biggest fucking cock I have seen to this day. It was like an elephant's trunk. Anyway, before senior prom we crush 2 viagra and put them in his beer. Needless to say he was more than a bit uncomfortable the rest of the evening, decided to just walk around boner out, not even caring at the after party. Needless to say we ended up doing him a favor as the hottest chick there went right for the sausage.

lol it could def back fire in that case