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      07-13-2010, 08:40 AM   #88683
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1) STFU and put it in her ass

2) STFU and put it in her ass

3) STFU and put it in her ass

4) STFU and put it in her ass

5) STFU and put it in her ass

SEE THE FUCKING PATTERN ???
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      07-13-2010, 08:40 AM   #88684
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drag him to ak!!!!!!!




you have issues bro!!! you need to get past that, cuz no ass is worth that, i always say
haha NO we are trying to get him a 335 first DUHHHHH

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i've had NO problems wit any girl i was alone wit or hooking up.. she's just the only one
tell her you wanna fuck her brains out tonight and if she ignores you, when she wants to chill ignore her...

the bitch is persistent though... at benihana she called him like 8 times in a row
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ya like she asks me to drive there, 50 miles each way and i get nothing.. i seriously dont know why i keep on going
next time you drive there ur putting it in her... i dont care if i gotta call you and tell you which hole to put it in

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      07-13-2010, 08:43 AM   #88686
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haha NO we are trying to get him a 335 first DUHHHHH



tell her you wanna fuck her brains out tonight and if she ignores you, when she wants to chill ignore her...

the bitch is persistent though... at benihana she called him like 8 times in a row
haha shit gots to happen quick! we need to get more lights out cuz the rest of the guys in line are getting
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each time to complain
tell her she can complain about her pussy hurting from getting fucked all night

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haha shit gots to happen quick! we need to get more lights out cuz the rest of the guys in line are getting
i know im pushing him but hes a lazy fuck!!! hes trying to buy private and sell private to maybe sell his car for an extra grand but if he goes to a dealership he can trade in and get it over with quick!
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i dont know bro.. she had that 2 days where she showed a naughty side, then she went back to normal.. it was a wtf moment for sure.. im gonna ignore her ass today.. im leaving my AIM off.. if that's on, she'll blow it up, if its off, she'll message my phone
dude just tell her you need to get pussy and if she cant help you with that then you aint driving 100 miles a day...........
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there's the guilty conscious side of me that stops me from doing that LOL..
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that's Dr. F-A-G-G-O-T to you
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      07-13-2010, 08:51 AM   #88693
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heyy what up bro?
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there's the guilty conscious side of me that stops me from doing that LOL..
DUDE........ guilty conscious has nothing to do with you telling her you need to find a girl... one day your gonna have a wife and shes.. well shes gonna be a stripper so they dont get married but one day ur not gonna be able to be there all the time so why wait...

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us italians stick together
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btw nick i didnt pick up on it at first last night.. the gm was saying rowdy piper quotes
really?? i stopped listening to cole when he does those announcements now hes fucking annoying i hate him...
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us italians stick together

we really have no choice, the grease in our skin get's sticky
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i know if i was more of a dick, i wouldn't have an 10 month dry spell right now
u need to just stop hanging out with the same girls... get a bunch of your boys together and go out and fuck some bitches... dont be the funny guy....... be the i wanna fuck guy
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we really have no choice, the grease in our skin get's sticky
especially when we get all sweaty hahahaha
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u need to just stop hanging out with the same girls... get a bunch of your boys together and go out and fuck some bitches... dont be the funny guy....... be the i wanna fuck guy
fuck going out with a bunch of guys, go out with one or two good wingmen
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fuck going out with a bunch of guys, go out with one or two good wingmen
ur a dick you know what i meant
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ur a dick you know what i meant
you are just realizing this now?
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my problem is I trained myself wit too much personality where its hard for someone to take me serious
well untrain urself u fucking dog! im gonna send a hooker to your house

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you are just realizing this now?
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i just peed a lot
stop peeing and fuck a bitch
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